OT: 111th Obsequious Banter Thread: If threads were floors, this would be the tallest building in America

[Cody Webster]

In case anyone cares, Blink-182 is on at 9:45

 

[Cody Webster]

This Blink set is top notch

 

[PDX Flyer]

My buddy managed one of their tours. Hung out with them when they came to NYC. Biggest bunch of tools I ever met.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Sandwich has it right. The perfect plum is like munching on Aphrodite's cooch. They have to be ripe or they can be bitter. Also didn't see kiwi fruit, which make my huevos dance.

 

[prototypical4thliner]

Raspberries and pineapple deserve to be listed, but neither are my pick because I love all (colloquial) fruit. I eat fruit almost every day

A few points:
1. Rainier cherries >>> red cherries
2. An in-season ripe peach is the best fruit, but you can't rely on/expect every peach to be like that, so I can't vote for that either
3. I'm not a salt on my melon guy, but I have tried it and understand the appeal
4. Fuji apples are the best apples
5. I think bananas would be my least favorite fruit, but I still eat them and enjoy them pretty commonly

Regarding all of this.

Cherries exhibit a poor pit to fruit ratio and are henceforth garbage.

Peaches are a fickle bitch/bunch but slightly overripe is best. Yellow or white it doesn’t matter.

Certain salt on certain melons is very agreeable. I humbly suggest watermelon with a feta (salty cheese) and basil salad.

Yes.

Bananas deserved to be mashed. Nothing more or less.

 

[PALE PWNR]

Pineapple

 

[trostol]

i missed mentioning grapes...a good...vine ? of grapes are fantastic

 

[Jack Straw]

I can’t pick a favorite but I will say that when I lived in Maine I had wild blueberry and blackberry bushes in my yard. They were so much better than what you can buy in stores it wasn’t funny. I have no idea why that’s an expression but there it is.

Also, honeycrisp are indeed the best apples.

 

[Magua]

Also, honeycrisp are indeed the best apples.

 

[DancingPanther]

Proud Plat

Honeycrisp is great but they're too expensive. Fuji prevails as a sweeter, more refreshing (juicy) and cheaper option

 

[mja]

Tomatoes

 

[Beef Invictus]

First of all, apples are a horror show.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This Blink set is top notch

Imagine having to sit through all those f***ing DJs to get to them.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Imagine having to sit through all those f***ing DJs to get to them.

Idris Elba though.

 

[Chinatown88]

First of all, apples are a horror show.

All of the fruit listed slaps.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Idris Elba though.

I didn't see him, thank f***. When I do, all I can think is "F*** Charles Miner."

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

I still like a cool orange on a warm summer day. Red delicious and honey crisp apples are the best, again i like them cool.
Apricots are gross and so is pineapple

 

[Flybynite]

If a car alarm continues to go off for more than 2 mins I think you should legally be allowed to break into the vehicle and destroy it.

 

[wankstifier]

Pineapple>>>>>>>>>>>>

It’s the treat that couples can enjoy

I still like a cool orange on a warm summer day. Red delicious and honey crisp apples are the best, again i like them cool.
Apricots are gross and so is pineapple

Can we ban the Red Delicious propaganda? This is disgusting

 

[Flybynite]

red delicious are the Geno's steaks of apples.

I love me some Fuji apples tho.

 

[DancingPanther]

Who does money?

Will my bank just let me withdraw a bunch of money out of my savings? I'd leave money in there. Then put a bunch of money back 6 months from now? Are there hoops I'd need to go through for that since it's a bunch of money?

I'm trying to get some of these T-notes. They're like 6% right now

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

It’s the treat that couples can enjoy


Can we ban the Red Delicious propaganda? This is disgusting

No

 

[ajgoal]

Who does money?

Will my bank just let me withdraw a bunch of money out of my savings? I'd leave money in there. Then put a bunch of money back 6 months from now? Are there hoops I'd need to go through for that since it's a bunch of money?

I'm trying to get some of these T-notes. They're like 6% right now

Your bank might buy them for you. Doesn't hurt to ask.

I seem to remember something about a limit on savings withdrawls, but I don't know the details.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

It’s the treat that couples can enjoy

 

[Embiid]

As an Eyetalian...shout out to figs!

And yes I have a fig tree...potted on my deck. Just repotted it into a bigger container this week in honor of my dad. Back is killing me though...