OT: 111th Obsequious Banter Thread: If threads were floors, this would be the tallest building in America
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It's your money and you can do what you want with it lol. Just check what the minimum balance to avoid a monthly fee on your Savings account is. Also if you need a large amount of cash from your local branch call ahead to make sure they can accomodate. Banks dont keep as much cash on hand anymore as you'd think.
Embiid
Marcus Hayes "bitch" slapper
Money market funds are also where the money is flowing.
I maxed out on I bonds last year (10k limit)...they were yielding about 9% at maturity. Got them on Treasurydirect. I bought them for my mom as well...
If you have money in savings yielding .05% you are a chump....
I maxed out on I bonds last year (10k limit)...they were yielding about 9% at maturity. Got them on Treasurydirect. I bought them for my mom as well...
If you have money in savings yielding .05% you are a chump....
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One of our subsidiaries, Citizens Access, has an online only savings account yielding 4.25% right now. $5K minimum. Easy to set up right from your phone. I just did one for myself last week.
Embiid
Marcus Hayes "bitch" slapper
Those are rare but pretty good....
Short term treasuries were more competitive still.
Tripod
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I found it interesting that many figs are not vegan. They contain the dissolved corpses of wasps.
Embiid
Marcus Hayes "bitch" slapper
Yup..you eat little wasp corpses. So tasty though. Kind of like cultures on cheese....
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I remember watching what I guess was re-runs of roller derby when I was a kid & it was awesome.
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Winston Wolf
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The absolute best fruit in the world is cherimoya. Mark Twain acknowledged this during his time in Hawaii, as well as many other well traveled explorers/botanists.
"The pineapple, the mangosteen, and the cherimoya", wrote the botanist Berthold Carl Seemann, "are considered the finest fruits in the world, and I have tasted them in those localities where they are supposed to attain their highest perfection – the pineapple in Guayaquil, the mangosteen in the Indian Archipelago, and the cherimoya on the slopes of the Andes, and if I were asked which would be the best fruit, I would choose without hesitation, cherimoya. Its taste, indeed, surpasses that of every other fruit, and Haenke was quite right when he called it the masterpiece of Nature."
There are similar looking fruits native to Asia, but this comes from South America and is much better. "The velvety flesh of a Cherimoya is a delicious, custardy blend of banana, pineapple and strawberry notes." While it does have the black seeds, its flesh to seed ratio is extremely high, unlike something like mangosteen.
"The pineapple, the mangosteen, and the cherimoya", wrote the botanist Berthold Carl Seemann, "are considered the finest fruits in the world, and I have tasted them in those localities where they are supposed to attain their highest perfection – the pineapple in Guayaquil, the mangosteen in the Indian Archipelago, and the cherimoya on the slopes of the Andes, and if I were asked which would be the best fruit, I would choose without hesitation, cherimoya. Its taste, indeed, surpasses that of every other fruit, and Haenke was quite right when he called it the masterpiece of Nature."
There are similar looking fruits native to Asia, but this comes from South America and is much better. "The velvety flesh of a Cherimoya is a delicious, custardy blend of banana, pineapple and strawberry notes." While it does have the black seeds, its flesh to seed ratio is extremely high, unlike something like mangosteen.
Embiid
Marcus Hayes "bitch" slapper
Yeah. It is straighforward. I did have to do something for my mom...get her signature certified at the bank. Can't remember the details. I was dealing with papework issues out my ass bc of my dad's estate matters. Mine though I just set up straightforward and linked my bank account and transferred funds to the treasurydirect account when I bought. They were slammed at that time so my mom's took longer bc of that signature issue.
*no middleman BS fees....
Embiid
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Fruits are like moods to me. There are no “bests”. Depends on the season and emotion. There are objectively bad fruits, though. Red Delicious apples are truly horrid
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