OT: 111th Obsequious Banter Thread: If threads were floors, this would be the tallest building in America

[Jack Straw]

Just Kevin Bacon singing to a bunch of goats

 

[Asnito]

That boy needs a park where he can run wild

 

[PDX Flyer]

LadyPdx just was in a hit and run. This town can be such a shithole. Dude ran a stop sign on a neighborhood street and t boned her. No plates of course and just took off. She is ok and seems like just cosmetic damage except the window functioning.

Certain aspects of Portland have become unbearable over the last ten years

 

[Rebels57]

LadyPdx just was in a hit and run. This town can be such a shithole. Dude ran a stop sign on a neighborhood street and t boned her. No plates of course and just took off. She is ok and seems like just cosmetic damage except the window functioning.

Certain aspects of Portland have become unbearable over the last ten years

Glad she is okay dude. That's all that matters.

 

[trostol]

LadyPdx just was in a hit and run. This town can be such a shithole. Dude ran a stop sign on a neighborhood street and t boned her. No plates of course and just took off. She is ok and seems like just cosmetic damage except the window functioning.

Certain aspects of Portland have become unbearable over the last ten years

glad she is ok...Philly isn't much better these days

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Why am I not surprised that prick Portnoy would find this acceptable. This fat slob should have been put to sleep by every dude around him. The baby isn't being disruptive by choice, but he is.

I think he’s more so trolling for reaction.

I mean don’t get me wrong it is annoying when that happens on a plane but it is what it is.

This guy essentially said out loud what probably runs through most people’s heads when there’s kids acting out on planes.

 

[Embiid]

I think he’s more so trolling for reaction.

I mean don’t get me wrong it is annoying when that happens on a plane but it is what it is.

This guy essentially said out loud what probably runs through most people’s heads when there’s kids acting out on planes.

With some babies it can get pretty bad especially on long flights. Not saying airlines should put plastic bags with a rubber band next to the puke bags or anything but yeah the guy was over the top.

 

[achdumeingute]

LadyPdx just was in a hit and run. This town can be such a shithole. Dude ran a stop sign on a neighborhood street and t boned her. No plates of course and just took off. She is ok and seems like just cosmetic damage except the window functioning.

Certain aspects of Portland have become unbearable over the last ten years

Everything sucks everywhere. I get at least two attempts on my life every day I commute.

Rooting hard for auto driving cars soon TBH.

Like others have said, glad the Lady is ok.

 

[Rebels57]

I think he’s more so trolling for reaction.

I mean don’t get me wrong it is annoying when that happens on a plane but it is what it is.

This guy essentially said out loud what probably runs through most people’s heads when there’s kids acting out on planes.

I felt that way before I had a kid but as long as I see the parent attempting to calm their child down, I feel sympathy for them and don't let it bother me too much. I had a colicky baby for her first 3 months so now I know what it's like. Then again, I didn't take her on a plane until she was more chill lol. You just never know know with babies though, and berating a parent like that was pathetic and shows serious mental issues.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I felt that way before I had a kid but as long as I see the parent attempting to calm their child down, I feel sympathy for them and don't let it bother me too much. I had a colicky baby for her first 3 months so now I know what it's like. Then again, I didn't take her on a plane until she was more chill lol. You just never know know with babies though, and berating a parent like that was pathetic and shows serious mental issues.

HCette has over the top anxiety about taking Thatcher Venmo on the plane. Every time we do it she works herself up so much and thinks that he's an absolute terror on the plan and everyone is staring at him/us.

He's not perfect on the plane but for the most part he just constantly eats snacks and babbles/yells loud sometimes but it's never a constant yell or anything. She doesn't recognize that and i'm past the point of trying to tell her that no one is staring at us so that video pissed me off yesterday.

Like you said, as long as parents are making an effort that's all I care about and HCette is making an effort from the second she gets on the plane to the second we get off it.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

LadyPdx just was in a hit and run. This town can be such a shithole. Dude ran a stop sign on a neighborhood street and t boned her. No plates of course and just took off. She is ok and seems like just cosmetic damage except the window functioning.

Certain aspects of Portland have become unbearable over the last ten years

The world is full of douchebags. Good to hear the better half is ok

 

[Lord Defect]

LadyPdx just was in a hit and run. This town can be such a shithole. Dude ran a stop sign on a neighborhood street and t boned her. No plates of course and just took off. She is ok and seems like just cosmetic damage except the window functioning.

Certain aspects of Portland have become unbearable over the last ten years

Glad she’s ok. Portland seems like such a shithole surrounded by pure beauty.

 

[Lord Defect]

HCette has over the top anxiety about taking Thatcher Venmo on the plane. Every time we do it she works herself up so much and thinks that he's an absolute terror on the plan and everyone is staring at him/us.

He's not perfect on the plane but for the most part he just constantly eats snacks and babbles/yells loud sometimes but it's never a constant yell or anything. She doesn't recognize that and i'm past the point of trying to tell her that no one is staring at us so that video pissed me off yesterday.

Like you said, as long as parents are making an effort that's all I care about and HCette is making an effort from the second she gets on the plane to the second we get off it.

Kids make noise. It’s up to the parents to realize an acceptable level and handle it. I see more ignorant parents ignore their children that are acting a damn fool than I’d care for.

Last night some dumbass mom let her two year old with a soccer ball run onto the tball field where her son was practicing with the team, and play between second and third. The coach didn’t know what do say so he stopped practice and stared at her until she got her daughter.

 

[achdumeingute]

I felt that way before I had a kid but as long as I see the parent attempting to calm their child down, I feel sympathy for them and don't let it bother me too much. I had a colicky baby for her first 3 months so now I know what it's like. Then again, I didn't take her on a plane until she was more chill lol. You just never know know with babies though, and berating a parent like that was pathetic and shows serious mental issues.

1000%. This is the way.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Kids make noise. It’s up to the parents to realize an acceptable level and handle it. I see more ignorant parents ignore their children that are acting a damn fool than I’d care for.

Last night some dumbass mom let her two year old with a soccer ball run onto the tball field where her son was practicing with the team, and play between second and third. The coach didn’t know what do say so he stopped practice and stared at her until she got her daughter.

Should have thrown bats

 

[Lord Defect]

Should have thrown bats

There weren’t any flying around, it was still light out.

 

[kudymen]

Lol I guess

 

[PDX Flyer]

Glad she’s ok. Portland seems like such a shithole surrounded by pure beauty.

The city itself is beautiful. They just never reacted to the growing problems years ago and got overrun. The last five years or so it just became the norm to a degenerated society from the peripheral. I’m very selective as to where we go in town. Not much we can do about today’s incident. There are a lot of decent people who have had a lot worse happen to them here. Such a sad rationale

 

[Tripod]

Should have thrown bats

They would have flown away.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Speaking airplanes/air travel. Here’s another viral video from yesterday too.

 

[Rebels57]

Speaking airplanes/air travel. Here’s another viral video from yesterday too.

Now this guy I can relate to. Especially after what I went through last week. This guy is a hero lol.

 

[BernieParent]

Kids make noise. It’s up to the parents to realize an acceptable level and handle it. I see more ignorant parents ignore their children that are acting a damn fool than I’d care for.

Last night some dumbass mom let her two year old with a soccer ball run onto the tball field where her son was practicing with the team, and play between second and third. The coach didn’t know what do say so he stopped practice and stared at her until she got her daughter.

Was she filming in the hope that something funny / adorable would happen?

 

[Lord Defect]

Was she filming in the hope that something funny / adorable would happen?

I assume she was unaware what her two year old daughter was doing, I’m not positive, I was watching my son learn how to play baseball on a team until we all noticed the kid.
The mom wasn’t embarrassed, apologetic, or in a hurry to get her off the field.

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Embiid]

Now this guy I can relate to. Especially after what I went through last week. This guy is a hero lol.

More deregulation and consolidation of airlines....more ......More I say.