OT: 111th Obsequious Banter Thread: If threads were floors, this would be the tallest building in America

[Beef Invictus]

Say Popocatepetl 5x real fast....

Shaking roofs, frayed nerves as Mexico's 'Popo' volcano rumbles

Miguel Angel Atenco tries to ignore the vibrations, falling ash and fiery night-time shows from the volcano towering over his Mexican town, and carry on selling tacos as usual."We keep on working, just waiting to see what the volcano does," Atenco told AFP in his restaurant, in the ash-covered...

news.yahoo.com

I like tacos

 

[Cody Webster]

So….I gave Succession a try the other day. Watched most of the 1st season. I hate all of these people so much. I really tried to like it, but f***, I hope all of these characters just suffer endlessly and needlessly. I’m genuinely confused as to why it gets all of the accolades it does. Generally, it’s hard for me to enjoy a show when no characters have any redeeming qualities whatsoever. Give me something. When everyone is awful though, f***, it’s hard not to hate all of em and just despise the show completely.

https://tenor.com/view/boo-boo-this-man-mad-angry-gif-16849857

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Chinatown88

Sco Desert Ducks

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Lol, @Chinatown88

I forgot to include the tweet in there for more context.

 

[Embiid]

In observance of this Memorial Day weekend ironically as our politicos who hate each other more than they love their country take us to the debt ceiling edge....

This 101-Year-Old Is the Last Survivor of Pearl Harbor’s USS Arizona

Lou Conter survived the deadliest of the day’s attacks. He doesn’t want to be called a hero.

www.wsj.com

 

[Flybynite]

I think it should be legal to steal or destroy a wind chime that a neighbor hangs up.

 

[Rebels57]

anyone know about when it became totally acceptable to take your non-service dog ..like everywhere

I don't know but I love it. Dogs > Humans.

All right now I'm pissed off the more I think about it and the more I'm trying to figure out what the f*** is happening now.

How the f*** do people who my bud invites out for drinks the night before his wedding, don't offer to drive him from to the brewery? LIKE DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE. HE f***IN DROVE HIMSELF AND NOW I GOT ANOTHER STRESSOR TO FIGURE OUT.


Edit: crisis averted. He got back to his place in one piece. My lord drunk people sometimes.

No offense because many of my friends are as well, but your bud is an idiot lol. Who does that the night before their own wedding?! Is he trying to re-enact The Hangover?

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

I love animals in general, and love that there are dog friendly establishments where you can take your dog and eat outside. But at the food store, Walmart, Target, etc? No, you don't need to take your dog

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Lol, @Chinatown88

I forgot to include the tweet in there for more context.

Imagine being a biker and telling the pizza guy, "Yeah, I live at 1122 Jigglypuff Place."

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Humans do not deserve dogs.

 

[BernieParent]

I think it should be legal to steal or destroy a wind chime that a neighbor hangs up.

 

[dragonoffrost]

Busy week in NJ Gov. Office. They also named Cranberry the official state juice. Back story is that a an elementary school teacher in So Jersery wanted to to teach her kids about how government works. So they came up with the idea, and followed the process from concept to law.

STUPID NORTH JERSEY IDIOT... Can't read the packaging.

Also he's busy working on the liquor laws this week. A Bill was passed by committee to go to the full Assembly to redo the brewery restrictions and restaurant licensing rules along with some other liquor stuff.

 

[Beef Invictus]

 

[Danko]

Quickest E.R Visit we've had as parents just now. Around 3:30 my 3 year old daughter (not my son this time surprisingly!) had what we think is a Febril Seizure after not feeling well at Daycare today, she came home and fell asleep on the couch with a blanket on, then woke up and had this strange look on her face then started starring blankely at the wall and wouldn't respond to us or blink or move, i was shouting in her face and clapping and nothing...called 911 and they sent an ambulance.

No one is at the E.R. at the childrens hospital today, guess everyones down the beaches for the holiday weekend. They ran a bunch of tests and got us out of there in around 3 hours total.

Being a parent is a trip man. Usually we are worried about my son when it comes to health issues, and surprisingly this was our first ambulance ride, my money was on him.

 

[trostol]

Quickest E.R Visit we've had as parents just now. Around 3:30 my 3 year old daughter (not my son this time surprisingly!) had what we think is a Febril Seizure after not feeling well at Daycare today, she came home and fell asleep on the couch with a blanket on, then woke up and had this strange look on her face then started starring blankely at the wall and wouldn't respond to us or blink or move, i was shouting in her face and clapping and nothing...called 911 and they sent an ambulance.

No one is at the E.R. at the childrens hospital today, guess everyones down the beaches for the holiday weekend. They ran a bunch of tests and got us out of there in around 3 years total.

Being a parent is a trip man. Usually we are worried about my son when it comes to health issues, and surprisingly this was our first ambulance ride, my money was on him.

3 years to get out of the ER...sounds about right

But seriously..hope all is well

 

[Danko]

3 years to get out of the ER...sounds about right

But seriously..hope all is well

Everythings good except our wallet when we get the ambulance bill

 

[Beef Invictus]

Quickest E.R Visit we've had as parents just now. Around 3:30 my 3 year old daughter (not my son this time surprisingly!) had what we think is a Febril Seizure after not feeling well at Daycare today, she came home and fell asleep on the couch with a blanket on, then woke up and had this strange look on her face then started starring blankely at the wall and wouldn't respond to us or blink or move, i was shouting in her face and clapping and nothing...called 911 and they sent an ambulance.

No one is at the E.R. at the childrens hospital today, guess everyones down the beaches for the holiday weekend. They ran a bunch of tests and got us out of there in around 3 hours total.

Being a parent is a trip man. Usually we are worried about my son when it comes to health issues, and surprisingly this was our first ambulance ride, my money was on him.

My daughter, who is six, has begun rolling up her shorts to make them shorter. I was supposed to have a decade or so before I had to deal with this. Maybe it's finally time for my coma.

 

[Rebels57]

Did he say Prawn??

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Did he say Prawn??

Tron

 

[Rebels57]

Tron

Tron

Lol for some reason I heard prawn at first. Tron makes a lot more sense

 

[Beef Invictus]

I love how Pedro immediately knew where it was going and was glad to be a part of it

 

[trostol]

so..i was just playing a game on my phone...and in the middle, I was like I need to text my friend something..so I am looking around for my phone and was like " where the f*** is my phone" lol

sadly no drugs or booze was taken prior to this

 

[Chinatown88]

I'M DONE. EXHAUSTED. CLEANING UP WAS SMOOTH CAUSE MORE PEOPLE HELPED AT THE END.

Thank you for reading my Ted Talks.

 

[dragonoffrost]

I'M DONE. EXHAUSTED. CLEANING UP WAS SMOOTH CAUSE MORE PEOPLE HELPED AT THE END.

Thank you for reading my Ted Talks.

You need an decompress day

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

so..i was just playing a game on my phone...and in the middle, I was like I need to text my friend something..so I am looking around for my phone and was like " where the f*** is my phone" lol

sadly no drugs or booze was taken prior to this

Don’t feel bad. Every so often I will be driving my car and realize that I can’t feel my keys in my pocket and panic for a second before I remember what I’m doing.