OT: 111th Obsequious Banter Thread: If threads were floors, this would be the tallest building in America

[swami24]

I use a Mediflow pillow, because I have disc issues in base of my neck. It has a large pocket to fill with water, with a pillow above. You can put as much,or as little water in it, to give you the base that fits your neck the best. Tried other shaped foam pillows, but they wore out too quickly.

 

[swami24]

That show and cast were just brilliant. It may seem hokey now, but they were all so good, and their instant improv was fantastic. Most shows would have cut the break ups, but it became part of that shows charm.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Getting new pads made, and the team I play for is called “Death Eaters.” So I wanna do a slytherin; green, silver black combo, with a Salazar Slytherin mask


Unfortunately I do not have an eye for visual art whatsoever. Is there a better option of these two? Do they both suck? Any recommendations?

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[Lord Defect]

no gender reveal party beforehand?

LAME

It’s 2023, he should let the stone choose its gender.

 

[Jack Straw]

 

[Lord Defect]

Took the kids to the zoo yesterday and ran into @Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Lindberg]

Anyone who is an old school Doom fan needs to play this :MyHouse.wad

Also if you liked the book "house of leaves" you should play it as well.

 

[Chinatown88]

Flying to Salt Lake today for my IRL best bud's wedding, please Powers That Be don't let me sit next to a big person.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Flying to Salt Lake today for my IRL best bud's wedding, please Powers That Be don't let me sit next to a big person.

Sitting next to a big person is walk in the park when compared to sitting next a middle-aged woman wearing large eyeglasses and drenched in pungent floral perfume.

 

[Chinatown88]

Sitting next to a big person is walk in the park when compared to sitting next a middle-aged woman wearing large eyeglasses and drenched in pungent floral perfume.

Chemical warfare is kind of butts. I'd rather have a baby sitting next to me than a big person or that middle age women who could be smelt from miles away.

 

[Embiid]

I had this eccentric lady sit next me who thought I was some resident onboard air psychologist or something. I swear I wish I had recorded her because she was like some caricature on Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm. It was extreme the stuff she was sharing...TMI x100. I wish I remember the exact conversation but I just remember saying to myself was that shit for real???

 

[Kermit the Prog]

I had this eccentric lady sit next me who thought I was some resident onboard air psychologist or something. I swear I wish I had recorded her because she was like some caricature on Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm. It was extreme the stuff she was sharing...TMI x100. I wish I remember the exact conversation but I just remember saying to myself was that shit for real???

This is why I ALWAYS have my headphones on whenever I sit down. It works at the bar, in the store, and when a police officer pulls me over.

 

[Chinatown88]

Empty middle seat in my row for my first flight. WOOOOO

 

[DancingPanther]

Flying to Salt Lake today for my IRL best bud's wedding, please Powers That Be don't let me sit next to a big person.

Safe travels!

 

[PDX Flyer]

Flying to Salt Lake today for my IRL best bud's wedding, please Powers That Be don't let me sit next to a big person.

If you turn into that person, people won’t want to sit next to you. Problem solved. Jk....that shit sucks.... safe travels

 

[Chinatown88]

Layover in St. Louis. There's a guy that looks like Andy Reid chilling at the gate.

Edit: I know it's not Reid but this guy is holding sheets horizontally like it's s a play call sheet. Maybe it's one of those Andy Reid impersonators.

 

[Cody Webster]

Layover in St. Louis. There's a guy that looks like Andy Reid chilling at the gate.

Edit: I know it's not Reid but this guy is holding sheets horizontally like it's s a play call sheet. Maybe it's one of those Andy Reid impersonators.

He's going to be sitting next to you

 

[Embiid]

He's going to be sitting next to you

and farting from eating a fake Philly cheesesteak at the airport

 

[trostol]

i feel like i need a reunion of this series

 

[trostol]

i've been watching The Musketeers...and there is not a character I despise more than Rochefort with the King being a close 2nd lol

 

[Chinatown88]

I can't post the picture because the file is too large and I'm lazy ATM. But the bathtub in my first hotel room for the week is smack dab in the middle of the room next to the common area TV, couch and desk. The balcony window is right across the tub, at least I'm on the 13th floor but still Mormons.

 

[Flybynite]

I can't post the picture because the file is too large and I'm lazy ATM. But the bathtub in my first hotel room for the week is smack dab in the middle of the room next to the common area TV, couch and desk. The balcony window is right across the tub, at least I'm on the 13th floor but still Mormons.

 

[Embiid]

These clowns are trying to cover their tracks with "hey...don't say I didn't warn you."

A.I. poses existential risk of people being 'harmed or killed,' ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt says

Artificial intelligence has been thrust into the center of conversations among policymakers grappling with what the tech should look like in the future.

www.cnbc.com

 

[trostol]

These clowns are trying to cover their tracks with "hey...don't say I didn't warn you."

A.I. poses existential risk of people being 'harmed or killed,' ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt says

Artificial intelligence has been thrust into the center of conversations among policymakers grappling with what the tech should look like in the future.

www.cnbc.com

 

[swami24]

Someone needs to tweak an AI program to cause the Flyers to win the Cup next year. It our only chance.