OT: 111th Obsequious Banter Thread: If threads were floors, this would be the tallest building in America

[DancingPanther]

Looks like recreational weed is legal in Delaware now. The governor dropped his opposition to it.

Ok PA let's get this going Shapiro has been an advocate and now our 2 neighbors have it legalized

Elon Musk deserves bad things to continue to happen to him

That's American Oligarch Elon Musk, to you

 

[Beef Invictus]

Ok PA let's get this going Shapiro has been an advocate and now our 2 neighbors have it legalized


That's American Oligarch Elon Musk, to you

I prefer "Apartheid Gem Heir"

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Beef Invictus]

Lol I'm in the ER because I might have appendicitis

 

[Tripod]

Lol I'm in the ER because I might have appendicitis

Beat it up for God's sake.

 

[Cody Webster]

Lol I'm in the ER because I might have appendicitis

drink more soy sauce

 

[Lord Defect]

Lol I'm in the ER because I might have appendicitis

Want me to beat it up?

Dudes in the f***ing ER and the first three responses are jokes

Hope you’re good beef

 

[Lord Defect]

@Beef Invictus does the child have dibs on anything cut out?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Beat it up for God's sake.

I'm trying to figure out how to keep my superfluous meat once it is excised so I can do this

 

[DancingPanther]

I'm trying to figure out how to keep my superfluous meat once it is excised so I can do this

How are you doing

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Beef Invictus does the child have dibs on anything cut out?

No but she may think I'm going to die

 

[Beef Invictus]

How are you doing

f***ing great. No pain above my normal accustomed amount. Yet. No barfing no fever. Loss of appetite. Would be doing better if there was a USB charger in here.

I suspect my mood will deteriorate when I wake up with a stab hole

 

[DancingPanther]

f***ing great. No pain above my normal accustomed amount. Yet. No barfing no fever. Loss of appetite. Would be doing better if there was a USB charger in here.

I suspect my mood will deteriorate when I wake up with a stab hole

Wait are you actually getting it out? That's fun. Tell them to take your adenoids too.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Wait are you actually getting it out? That's fun. Tell them to take your adenoids too.

I'll see if everything vestigial can go

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Lol I'm in the ER because I might have appendicitis

Tell them to pour malt vinegar in the hole.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Tell them to pour malt vinegar in the hole.

It happens soon. I hope they have a good stock

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

No but she may think I'm going to die

Is she happy or sad about this?


Good luck, bef. Tell them not to leave any scalpels in your thorax.

 

[Jack Straw]

I'll see if everything vestigial can go

While you're there ask them if they have any spare parts they can put in. You never know, something may click.

 

[Starat327]

It happens soon. I hope they have a good stock

Here's to hoping all of your terrible food takes were stored in your appendix.

Kidding aside, good luck!

 

[GKJ]

The answer to the poll question is plums

 

[Rebels57]

Lol I'm in the ER because I might have appendicitis

What were your symptoms prior to going to the ER? I still have mine and I want to be prepared.

Also, congrats on the weight loss.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Tell them to pour malt vinegar in the hole.

Amateur. Balsamic is the money vinegar.

 

[Tripod]

f***ing great. No pain above my normal accustomed amount. Yet. No barfing no fever. Loss of appetite. Would be doing better if there was a USB charger in here.

I suspect my mood will deteriorate when I wake up with a stab hole

Heal quickly....no one wants to take on your role dealing with Dead....lol.

 

[ajgoal]

Hope all goes well @Beef Invictus

My phone up and decided to dial 911 on its own today. That's not ok. It wasn't even in my pocket.

 

[Flybynite]

Hope all goes well @Beef Invictus

My phone up and decided to dial 911 on its own today. That's not ok. It wasn't even in my pocket.

maybe it's a cry for help from what you make that phone see.