OT: 111th Obsequious Banter Thread: If threads were floors, this would be the tallest building in America

[CanadianFlyer88]

ChatGPT has a boring personality. I asked why Andreas Nodl isn't considered to be the best hockey player of all time:

Andreas Nodl, while having a successful hockey career, is not considered the best hockey player of all time because he has not achieved the same level of success or recognition as many of the other players who are commonly considered the greatest in the sport's history.

To be considered the best of all time, a player must have a combination of exceptional skills, a long and successful career, and numerous awards and accolades. While Nodl has had a solid career, he has not achieved the same level of success as players like Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux, Bobby Orr, or Gordie Howe, who are widely regarded as some of the greatest players in hockey history.

Furthermore, the evaluation of a player's ability and legacy is often subjective and varies depending on personal preferences and opinions. While Nodl may have some fans who believe he deserves to be considered among the best, the consensus among hockey experts and fans is that he does not rank among the all-time greats.

 

[Embiid]

ChatGPT has a boring personality. I asked why Andreas Nodl isn't considered to be the best hockey player of all time:

Andreas Nodl, while having a successful hockey career, is not considered the best hockey player of all time because he has not achieved the same level of success or recognition as many of the other players who are commonly considered the greatest in the sport's history.

To be considered the best of all time, a player must have a combination of exceptional skills, a long and successful career, and numerous awards and accolades. While Nodl has had a solid career, he has not achieved the same level of success as players like Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux, Bobby Orr, or Gordie Howe, who are widely regarded as some of the greatest players in hockey history.

Furthermore, the evaluation of a player's ability and legacy is often subjective and varies depending on personal preferences and opinions. While Nodl may have some fans who believe he deserves to be considered among the best, the consensus among hockey experts and fans is that he does not rank among the all-time greats.

You sure you didn't use the AI generator GoFletch.gpt?

 

[Embiid]

Precision cuts? Boy these common predators must have evolved to use precision surgical tools? Sounds like "Jewish Space Lasers" or just outright ALIENS!

Six cattle that died mysteriously in Texas had their tongues removed, authorities say

The apparent mutilation was done with "precision" cuts, officials said.

www.nbcnews.com

"An FBI agent who investigated an earlier wave of mysterious cattle deaths on tribal lands told The Associated Press that there was no indication that anything other than common predators were behind the deaths"

 

[Magua]

I asked ChatGPT to give me a history of the Flyers in iambic pentometer. This is what I got.


In Philadelphia, a team was born,
To grace the ice with skills adorn,
The Flyers, they would come to be,
A symbol of strength and victory.

In the 60s, the city did wait,
For hockey to come and captivate,
And in 1967, a franchise did appear,
To thrill the fans and bring them cheer.

With Bernie Parent guarding the net,
The Flyers soon became a threat,
Bobby Clarke led with fierce passion,
Creating a winning team in action.

In 1974, they took the Cup,
Their fans erupted, no holding up,
The Broad Street Bullies, their moniker,
A tough team, but hockey's unique character.

Years would pass, and changes would come,
The Flyers kept striving, no matter the sum,
From Eric Lindros to Ron Hextall,
Their dedication would never fall.

The orange and black would shine,
With players like Gagne and Primeau in line,
And now in the present, they continue to play,
A legacy of success, they will always stay.

So raise your voices, and let them be heard,
The Flyers, a team that never deterred,
A history rich, a future bright,
Their spirit, their passion, will forever ignite.

Pretty lame.

I’ll bet money that Bill Meltzer wrote that and not ChatGPT.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Precision cuts? Boy these common predators must have evolved to use precision surgical tools? Sounds like "Jewish Space Lasers" or just outright ALIENS!

Six cattle that died mysteriously in Texas had their tongues removed, authorities say

The apparent mutilation was done with "precision" cuts, officials said.

www.nbcnews.com

"An FBI agent who investigated an earlier wave of mysterious cattle deaths on tribal lands told The Associated Press that there was no indication that anything other than common predators were behind the deaths"

Chupacabra

 

[Cody Webster]

 

[Embiid]

A marathoner with the "runs" ....

 

[Flybynite]

On the positive side at least it was just a random dragon that went up in flames. Imagine if it was like a Frozen show and the snowman burn to a crisp in front of kids lol

 

[trostol]

first off..i forgot it was coming back. So i started watching the "new" Beavis and Butt-head and so far the VR episode (S1E6) is hilarious..now maybe its cause i am smoking a lil but i was in tears

 

[Chinatown88]

 

[Flybynite]

Keep your windows and doors locked and probably bust out your old protective supporter and wear it because Bam Margera is on the run in PA

 

[Starat327]

Keep your windows and doors locked and probably bust out your old protective supporter and wear it because Bam Margera is on the run in PA

Dude is a wreck. He used to hang at The Pub all the time.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Keep your windows and doors locked and probably bust out your old protective supporter and wear it because Bam Margera is on the run in PA

What will he do next?

 

[Superman33]

I tried to find an answer on the rest of the internet, but I might be the first person to ask this question.

Anyone know why my dog, Zephyr (seen below with a fresh kill), really loves to sniff a nice, fresh weed whacked grass line along the sidewalk? Don't get me wrong, I love me a good weed whacked grass line. Like when you can see a real defined whole cross section of the dirt, roots, and grass. But this guy has like full on nose into the corner as he slowly walks along the line. He is a strong sniffer to begin with, but the attention to detail on a good sidewalk weed whack line is obsessive.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I tried to find an answer on the rest of the internet, but I might be the first person to ask this question.

Anyone know why my dog, Zephyr (seen below with a fresh kill), really loves to sniff a nice, fresh weed whacked grass line along the sidewalk? Don't get me wrong, I love me a good weed whacked grass line. Like when you can see a real defined whole cross section of the dirt, roots, and grass. But this guy has like full on nose into the corner as he slowly walks along the line. He is a strong sniffer to begin with, but the attention to detail on a good sidewalk weed whack line is obsessive.

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I don't have an answer to your question, but what I do know is that's one damn good boy.

 

[trostol]

i'm crying here lol

 

[dragonoffrost]

Hope all goes well @Beef Invictus

My phone up and decided to dial 911 on its own today. That's not ok. It wasn't even in my pocket.

Fun fact that the iPhone 14 was sending emergency alerts from people who took them on rides at amusement parks. It seems it thought they were in car crashes.

 

[dragonoffrost]

I've wrecked myself so often in so many ways I have zero pride. Bonus!

I have had zero complaints with the Inova system here. Considering what friends and family have dealt with elsewhere, they are legit.

I regret to inform you I did f*** around a bit. Thursday night I suspected appendicitis. I worked my shift Friday before taking final stock and deciding to go in. I gambled I had time as the pain was stable at an annoying level, and not progressing. This was ignorant. I learned later this was not as safe and reasonable as I thought. Got lucky.

Sounds like me when I needed my gall bladder removed. I went to a doc because of the pain. They sent me for the ultrasound. Next day I woke up in less pain so I went to work. Doctor calls and says I need you to see a specialist surgeon. I'm like how fast I am at work. The response was literally a doctor screaming "HOW THE HELL ARE YOU AT WORK?" Call surgeon for appointment with the referral and get told you need to come in tomorrow. I'm like what the heck? Next day see surgeon and he's like ok my next day to operate without emergency surgery is 6 days due to Memorial Day weekend. He says if you feel any more pain go to the ER as your gall bladder is infected and make sure to tell them that. Low pain for the next 5 days. Go in for operation and Doc is like ok we'll remove it and you'll be home by dinner. I woke up mid afternoon in a hospital room being told you're here overnight now? Damn thing almost ruptured as I was getting surgery.

 

[dragonoffrost]

On the positive side at least it was just a random dragon that went up in flames. Imagine if it was like a Frozen show and the snowman burn to a crisp in front of kids lol

That's no ordinary dragon... It's Maleficent.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Sounds like me when I needed my gall bladder removed. I went to a doc because of the pain. They sent me for the ultrasound. Next day I woke up in less pain so I went to work. Doctor calls and says I need you to see a specialist surgeon. I'm like how fast I am at work. The response was literally a doctor screaming "HOW THE HELL ARE YOU AT WORK?" Call surgeon for appointment with the referral and get told you need to come in tomorrow. I'm like what the heck? Next day see surgeon and he's like ok my next day to operate without emergency surgery is 6 days due to Memorial Day weekend. He says if you feel any more pain go to the ER as your gall bladder is infected and make sure to tell them that. Low pain for the next 5 days. Go in for operation and Doc is like ok we'll remove it and you'll be home by dinner. I woke up mid afternoon in a hospital room being told you're here overnight now? Damn thing almost ruptured as I was getting surgery.

The curse of being a man. Unless things are falling off, going to the doctor is not even a consideration.

 

[landsbergfan]

I tried to find an answer on the rest of the internet, but I might be the first person to ask this question.

Anyone know why my dog, Zephyr (seen below with a fresh kill), really loves to sniff a nice, fresh weed whacked grass line along the sidewalk? Don't get me wrong, I love me a good weed whacked grass line. Like when you can see a real defined whole cross section of the dirt, roots, and grass. But this guy has like full on nose into the corner as he slowly walks along the line. He is a strong sniffer to begin with, but the attention to detail on a good sidewalk weed whack line is obsessive.

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I see he has become the apex predator

 

[gertbfrobe16]

Things I can't get enough of, gap toothed mustachio girl commercials and popups every 2 seconds on here.

 

[dragonoffrost]

Things I can't get enough of, gap toothed mustachio girl commercials and popups every 2 seconds on here.

How dare you besmirch the Freddie Mercury fan extrodinaire.

 

[Embiid]

Things I can't get enough of, gap toothed mustachio girl commercials and popups every 2 seconds on here.

She's so hot.....gotta love themz hirsute women...lol

 

[Superman33]

I see he has become the apex predator

He picked out the whale during our first trip to the a store for his service dog training. I think taking out killer whales is certainly providing a great service to the world.*

*Please note my war against whales is purely symbolic as an absurd argument against the people of my town who think wind mills that don't yet exist are killing whales.