OT: 111th Obsequious Banter Thread: If threads were floors, this would be the tallest building in America

[Flybynite]

Every. Single. f***ing. Saturday.

I am willing to call tomorrow Tuesday-2, and then add in another Tuesday-3 before resuming the normal days of the week to get us off the RAINTURDAY schedule.

 

[swami24]

i'm crying here lol

Ren and Stimpy ---> Beavis and Butthead. ----> South Park.

 

[mja]

Never seen this movie

How is that possible? It feels like Mike Judge ran into you somewhere and was so shaken by the experience that it compelled him to write that film.

 

[Embiid]

Every. Single. f***ing. Saturday.

Looks like we're in that cycle again from a couple of years ago...

 

[DancingPanther]

American Oligarch Elon Musk does something brainless. More at 11.

 

[Embiid]

This is what happens when you allow a private enterprise undue influence over your space program....

 

[Lord Defect]

How is that possible? It feels like Mike Judge ran into you somewhere and was so shaken by the experience that it compelled him to write that film.

I’m aware of it, but I have no clue what’s it’s called. From the gifs I’ve seen terry crews does a hell of a job.

 

[Lord Defect]

How is that possible? It feels like Mike Judge ran into you somewhere and was so shaken by the experience that it compelled him to write that film.

Hey wait a second.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

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American Oligarch Elon Musk does something brainless. More at 11.

Brainworms

 

[Young Sandwich]

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Hey wait a second.

Congratulations, you figured out the joke!

For real though, you have to watch that movie.

 

[Flybynite]

This is what happens when you allow a private enterprise undue influence over your space program....

Let me take over that program. I've managed to successfully launch and land in Kerbal Space Program. I got this.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

I’m aware of it, but I have no clue what’s it’s called. From the gifs I’ve seen terry crews does a hell of a job.

As others said, this is a must watch. Hilarious and terrifying at the same time. The sad part (considering what it's about) is that it's pretty dated at this point.

 

[Magua]

Congratulations, you figured out the joke!

For real though, you have to watch that movie.

(What being a good hockey GM must feel like.)

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Is Hexy the guy trying to keep the answers to himself?

I have a Brawndo tee shirt. Many times wearing it out and about I'll get random people telling me it's got what plants crave

 

[Cody Webster]

This is what happens when you allow a private enterprise undue influence over your space program....

Pretty sure the US didn't give a f*** about the space program, which is why Elon did what he did.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

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Hey wait a second.

We don’t have to wait 500 years.

 

[Embiid]

Pretty sure the US didn't give a f*** about the space program, which is why Elon did what he did.

That's the problem. They should give a f**ck. But instead you have co-opted government.

 

[Embiid]

This is no different than Fletch impersonating a GM his whole career..

Phony doctor treated thousands of patients including for cancer

Stephan Gevorkian, 44, of Studio City, California, is charged with five felony counts of practicing medicine without certification, the Los Angeles County DA said.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[Lord Defect]

This is no different than Fletch impersonating a GM his whole career..

Phony doctor treated thousands of patients including for cancer

Stephan Gevorkian, 44, of Studio City, California, is charged with five felony counts of practicing medicine without certification, the Los Angeles County DA said.

www.nbcnews.com

The news was pronouncing his name like Kervorkian, and I thought it was ballsy for this dude to not only pretend to be a doctor for years, but to use that name.

 

[Superman33]

I got friends who are on that anti offshore power project roll. I just laugh and think yet they don't care about what coal mining and oil drilling does to the animals where those are done.

The only thing they care about is they don't want to look at the windmills. They didn't mention a single thing about marine life until a whale washed up and then they jumped all over it, even though that happens multiple times a year. There are a ton of factors that lead to different marine life strandings and I'm fairly certain that rising water temps have way more of a factor than the potential of windmills which should in turn (haha get it, turn!) help lower the water temps so they can go back to more normal migration patterns.

 

[Lord Defect]

There’s always this

https://archive.ph/fuxNi

Sorry link doesn’t explain jack shit.
DoD warned Biden administration over security concerns building the turbines.

 

[Flybynite]

Is This Elon Musk’s Burner Twitter Account?

Musk tweeted a screenshot on Monday evening which appeared to show him signed into a second account. That profile photo pointed to another account on the platform.

www.vice.com

so apparently Elon through a screenshot attempting to market the subscription abilities of twitter accidentally revealed his alt accounts and one of them is one where he sometimes pretends child role-play or something.

On Monday evening, the account tweeted “I will finally turn 3 on May 4th!” Musk’s and Grimes' child X Æ A-12 was born on May 4. In another tweet, seemingly tweeting in character as Musk’s child, the account wrote, “I wish I was old enough to go to nightclubs. They sound so fun.”

FTX was a preoccupation for the @ErmnMusk account, which interacted with conspiracy theories—one saying that FTX was a middle party to laundering funds through Ukraine for U.S. Democrats, for example—and expressed horniness. “I librarians,” the account tweeted in reply to a photo of Alamada Research CEO and reported Bankman-Fried romantic partner Caroline Ellison with an explicit sexual caption. “Do you like Japanese girls?” the account replied to MicroStrategy executive chairman and Bitcoin promoter Michael Saylor.

 

[Embiid]

Weekend weather sucks ass and extended forecast suggests more crap weather next weekend.

 

[Beef Invictus]

There’s always this

https://archive.ph/fuxNi

Sorry link doesn’t explain jack shit.
DoD warned Biden administration over security concerns building the turbines.

Eh. HRBT is a security concern and the Navy wants it torn down but that ain't happening either. Joint Command for the NCR considers test openings of the Wilson Bridge a security concern and would like them to be far less frequent and that's not happening either.

 

[Lord Defect]

@Striiker

You can now own the insane Ripsaw mini-tank from the 'Fast and the Furious' franchise

Army tested, family approved.

taskandpurpose.com

Eh. HRBT is a security concern and the Navy wants it torn down but that ain't happening either. Joint Command for the NCR considers test openings of the Wilson Bridge a security concern and would like them to be far less frequent and that's not happening either.

HRBT?