OT: 111th Obsequious Banter Thread: If threads were floors, this would be the tallest building in America

[Beef Invictus]

@Striiker

You can now own the insane Ripsaw mini-tank from the 'Fast and the Furious' franchise

Army tested, family approved.

taskandpurpose.com

HRBT?

Pronounced Herbert by the suffering locals, it is the Hampton Roads Bridge-Tunnel. The I-64 route into hell. It impacts the maximum draft available to the Navy and for ages they've threatened to move the carriers down to Florida unless the tunnel is addressed but nobody takes that seriously because the hurricanes are problematic enough and it's a pretty decent increase in annual fuel consumption to get assets up north where they're needed more anyway.

Edit: oh another reason the Navy is being told to pound sand is that they're the whole reason for the tunnels to begin with, the idea being that they can't be destroyed to use their wreckage to block the channels like you can with a bridge. They got their tunnels and by the 80s were already being cited as a security concern because of traffic bottlenecking as well as future draft restrictions. Everyone involved in the Navy in any way is obviously a nerd. A defective nerd, even.

 

[achdumeingute]

Is Hexy the guy trying to keep the answers to himself?

I have a Brawndo tee shirt. Many times wearing it out and about I'll get random people telling me it's got what plants crave

That's awesome! I bought some of the sports drinks and have the empty cans.

It sure did have electrolytes.

 

[Lord Defect]

Pronounced Herbert by the suffering locals, it is the Hampton Roads Bridge-Tunnel. The I-64 route into hell. It impacts the maximum draft available to the Navy and for ages they've threatened to move the carriers down to Florida unless the tunnel is addressed but nobody takes that seriously because the hurricanes are problematic enough and it's a pretty decent increase in annual fuel consumption to get assets up north where they're needed more anyway.

Edit: oh another reason the Navy is being told to pound sand is that they're the whole reason for the tunnels to begin with, the idea being that they can't be destroyed to use their wreckage to block the channels like you can with a bridge. They got their tunnels and by the 80s were already being cited as a security concern because of traffic bottlenecking as well as future draft restrictions. Everyone involved in the Navy in any way is obviously a nerd. A defective nerd, even.

I feel like you’re insinuating something here.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I feel like you’re insinuating something here.

Really? Because insinuation is considered indirect, and this seemed very direct.

 

[landsbergfan]

The worst abdominal pain you've ever felt. 10/10 stinging pain


Glad we didn't lose you bif

Is it usually isolated to the appendix area or can it refer elsewhere?

@Rebels57 so, it was pain in the lower right side of the abdomen. It started off feeling like gas. I didn't think the pain was bad. I took gas-x and that didn't matter at all. That was a red flag.

The other red flag was that when I walked, every time my right foot hit it jolted the pain. Told me something inside must be inflamed or something.

So if your pain isnt crippling, but that is happening, go to the hospital to be safe

Just catching up on some back reading and wanted to add cause mine was similar but different.

Mine happened Christmas Eve. Got home from a party and had to get my house ready for Santa and people coming over. Started as gassy pain like Beef said. Tried to take tums and go to the bathroom. Eventually got sharper. My nuts actually were tingling a bit like I took a shot to the stones. Definitely was more on the right side. Eventually became hard to do anything but sit down

I thought it might be a kidney stone because of the feeling in my nuts. It was Christmas Eve So tried to wait it out. Didn’t sleep at all that night and then watched the kids open gifts on the struggle bus. Tried to nap and see if I felt better and did not so I went to the ER. Couple hours later was in surgery. Freaked me out because no one could join me due to Covid

I definitely expected the pain to be felt higher up in my body

 

[Embiid]

Just catching up on some back reading and wanted to add cause mine was similar but different.

Mine happened Christmas Eve. Got home from a party and had to get my house ready for Santa and people coming over. Started as gassy pain like Beef said. Tried to take tums and go to the bathroom. Eventually got sharper. My nuts actually were tingling a bit like I took a shot to the stones. Definitely was more on the right side. Eventually became hard to do anything but sit down

I thought it might be a kidney stone because of the feeling in my nuts. It was Christmas Eve So tried to wait it out. Didn’t sleep at all that night and then watched the kids open gifts on the struggle bus. Tried to nap and see if I felt better and did not so I went to the ER. Couple hours later was in surgery. Freaked me out because no one could join me due to Covid

I definitely expected the pain to be felt higher up in my body

Did you at least watch the Nutcracker Christmas eve?

I hope I never experience that kind of tingling in my nuts....

Tingle balls ...tingle balls....tingle all the way..... to the emergency room

 

[Lord Defect]

Just catching up on some back reading and wanted to add cause mine was similar but different.

Mine happened Christmas Eve. Got home from a party and had to get my house ready for Santa and people coming over. Started as gassy pain like Beef said. Tried to take tums and go to the bathroom. Eventually got sharper. My nuts actually were tingling a bit like I took a shot to the stones. Definitely was more on the right side. Eventually became hard to do anything but sit down

I thought it might be a kidney stone because of the feeling in my nuts. It was Christmas Eve So tried to wait it out. Didn’t sleep at all that night and then watched the kids open gifts on the struggle bus. Tried to nap and see if I felt better and did not so I went to the ER. Couple hours later was in surgery. Freaked me out because no one could join me due to Covid

I definitely expected the pain to be felt higher up in my body

Dude. Rule #1 is if something feels weird with your nuts to get checked out asap.

 

[landsbergfan]

Dude. Rule #1 is if something feels weird with your nuts to get checked out asap.

Thought we agreed no kink shaming?

 

[BernieParent]

Really? Because insinuation is considered indirect, and this seemed very direct.

@Beef Invictus, putting the "sin" in insinuation.

 

[Embiid]

I happened upon this....lol. Brutal....

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[Flybynite]

I happened upon this....lol. Brutal....

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[Kermit the Prog]

I happened upon this....lol. Brutal....

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Was I wrong?

 

[Embiid]

The parrot's last words were "glock" "glock" "glock"

Florida woman this time..

Cops: Woman Shot Her Pet Parrot To Death

APRIL 26--While inside her residence, a Florida Woman shot and killed her pet parrot with a Glock handgun and then fought with her husband, according to police who arrested the couple Monday afternoo

www.thesmokinggun.com

 

[Beef Invictus]

@JojoTheWhale

 

[Lord Defect]

@JojoTheWhale

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No. He’s got a point. His security should have flagged the initial attempt to set the password as password.

 

[Lord Defect]

'Spectacular' Roman military camps almost 2,000 years old discovered

The camps were first sighted on Google Earth and are surprisingly well-preserved. Spotted in the Arabian Desert, they provide an insight into Roman campaigns in the peninsula during the second century.

news.sky.com

 

[Flybynite]

The parrot's last words were "glock" "glock" "glock"

Florida woman this time..

Cops: Woman Shot Her Pet Parrot To Death

APRIL 26--While inside her residence, a Florida Woman shot and killed her pet parrot with a Glock handgun and then fought with her husband, according to police who arrested the couple Monday afternoo

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She should have filed for stand your ground.

 

[Cody Webster]

A sad day

 

[Embiid]

A sad day

RIP. Kept a lot of unemployed and retired people entertained during daytime hours....

 

[DancingPanther]

@JojoTheWhale

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[Cody Webster]

RIP. Kept a lot of unemployed and retired people entertained during daytime hours....

or kids who were at home sick

 

[ajgoal]

Pa$$word1

You need to swap in the @ and 0 my dude or people will figure it out.

 

[Chinatown88]

Godspeed Jerry Springer. o7

 

[DancingPanther]

Godspeed Jerry Springer. o7

Sadge o7

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

A sad day

Right or wrong but Jerry Springer & his show was a pop culture icon in the 90’s.