OT: 110th Obsequious Banter Thread: Giving 110% and more

[Starat327]

I've often wondered what my reaction would actually be if I walked outside one day and found a random animal that did not belong.

I mean, obviously your mind tells you to run, but in that moment, if you're walking down the street and a f***ing zebra or Ibex just came trotting around the corner, what would you really do?

 

[Chinatown88]

Please keep beefs food takes far away from anywhere food is discussed.

You're freaking brilliant

 

[Lord Defect]

Worldwide Aquarium & Pets?

I bought those little African aquatic frogs from there. A bunch of fish too. That place was great.

 

[Starat327]

You're freaking brilliant

 

[ajgoal]

I've often wondered what my reaction would actually be if I walked outside one day and found a random animal that did not belong.

I mean, obviously your mind tells you to run, but in that moment, if you're walking down the street and a f***ing zebra or Ibex just came trotting around the corner, what would you really do?

Eat it?

 

[Jack Straw]

Eat it?

I spent some time in Korea for work and I was told that when you go out to eat, be aware that if you order "beef" it might actually be horse. So if I was that zebra I'd be pretty nervous.

 

[achdumeingute]

So, I saw Depeche Mode at Golden 1 Center last night, and I said I would report.

The opening act was some EDM thing...not my jam. I'd skip it...I was bored.

DM show was excellent, if you are a fan, you will like it. They both sound very good for their ages. The crowd was into it. Martin gore looks old though. David Gahan is still acting like a weirdo on stage at 60, and the now middle aged ladies are still loving it.

 

[Embiid]

So, I saw Depeche Mode at Golden 1 Center last night, and I said I would report.

The opening act was some EDM thing...not my jam. I'd skip it...I was bored.

DM show was excellent, if you are a fan, you will like it. They both sound very good for their ages. The crowd was into it. Martin gore looks old though. David Gahan is still acting like a weirdo on stage at 60, and the now middle aged ladies are still loving it.

Poor Martin...yeah he isn't aging well. Looks like Mr. Burns when he's hunched over playing the guitar or just when he's standing. Gahan is definitely a cheeseball on stage. His dancing is a bit cringey, but I am still looking forward to the jam and they are still ageless talents.

I think the opening act will be different here in Philly (Oct) from what I read. Not sure who it will be but yeah I hope it will indeed be somebody else.

 

[Rebels57]

So, I saw Depeche Mode at Golden 1 Center last night, and I said I would report.

The opening act was some EDM thing...not my jam. I'd skip it...I was bored.

DM show was excellent, if you are a fan, you will like it. They both sound very good for their ages. The crowd was into it. Martin gore looks old though. David Gahan is still acting like a weirdo on stage at 60, and the now middle aged ladies are still loving it.

Awesome. One of my favorite bands ever. Not sure why I didn't buy the Philly tickets. I have failed. I plan on listening to the new album on my drive home today though.

 

[DancingPanther]

@Magua thoughts on new Lana?

 

[Magua]

@Magua thoughts on new Lana?

I haven’t listened to it yet. Sounds like good The Show grinding music.

 

[DancingPanther]

I haven’t listened to it yet. Sounds like good The Show grinding music.

Let me know. I think it's phenomenal

 

[BernieParent]

I bought a grapefruit but I don't know how it works

Is it a plug-in or one of those new wireless types?

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

My grandfather used to have grapefruit and peanut butter on wheat toast everyday for breakfast. I guess the pb and toast balanced out the taste of the grapefruit. Never liked grapefruit. But breakfast food is something I could eat anytime of the day

 

[BernieParent]

I spent some time in Korea for work and I was told that when you go out to eat, be aware that if you order "beef" it might actually be horse. So if I was that zebra I'd be pretty nervous.

Switching horse for zebra would be pretty shady.

Re: grapefruit, if you are taking any regular medication make sure there is no restriction on eating grapefruit or drinking grapefruit juice. It can mess up how much of the medication your body processes. For real.

 

[Striiker]

Are we talking about food here, or ammunition for a trebuchet?

TREBUCHET, YOU SAY?

 

[Lord Defect]

We’re in the process of buying a car, and my wife refuses to listen to me. I’m trying to get her to get the guy to toss his stapler into the deal as a stipulation for the guy to make the sale.
My wife is a terrible negotiator.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

We’re in the process of buying a car, and my wife refuses to listen to me. I’m trying to get her to get the guy to toss his stapler into the deal as a stipulation for the guy to make the sale.
My wife is a terrible negotiator.

There is no way that poor woman ever did anything to deserve being married to you.

 

[Lord Defect]

There is no way that poor woman ever did anything to deserve being married to you.

Past life cap. Past life.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

We’ve now had Jadakiss, Ma$e, and Cam’ron courtside for K State games this week to see a Harlem PG go nuts. This tourney rules.

 

[Flybynite]

 

[mja]

We’re in the process of buying a car, and my wife refuses to listen to me. I’m trying to get her to get the guy to toss his stapler into the deal as a stipulation for the guy to make the sale.
My wife is a terrible negotiator.

Is it a Swingline?

 

[Lord Defect]

My 6yo asked me why the chameleon can change into anything. I spent the next 5 minutes explaining that they can only change color and the theory of evolution. After I was done he politely thanked me and said, “I was asking about the Chameleon from Spider-Man”

 

[Lord Defect]

https://twitter.com/youf***ingidio9/status/1639709041634017284?s=46&t=QLWneGILBP54BXqE87yNbA

@cricketpeople

https://twitter.com/youf***ingidio9/status/1639709041634017284?s=46&t=QLWneGILBP54BXqE87yNbA

@cricketpeople

lol it blocked the link because of the name. I’m sure you can figure it out

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

We’ve now had Jadakiss, Ma$e, and Cam’ron courtside for K State games this week to see a Harlem PG go nuts. This tourney rules.

Is that Ma$e from the Biggie days? Couldn't stand that monotone mofo lol. I have no idea who the other two are, but good for them all to show out for a local kid.