OT: 109th Obsequious Banter Thread: In the Driver's Seat

[Beef Invictus]

They are selecting dudes for a slap fighting house. There has to be some way for the Feds to stop this. This isn't a society.

 

[GapToothedWonder]

The whole episode was hilarious, I found it especially funny because something about Patton Oswald comes across as super unlikeable to me.

 

[ajgoal]

The whole episode was hilarious, I found it especially funny because something about Patton Oswald comes across as super unlikeable to me.

It's because he's actually a lizard person wearing a human face.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Dude's face swelled up like he's allergic to being slapped

 

[Lord Defect]

The whole episode was hilarious, I found it especially funny because something about Patton Oswald comes across as super unlikeable to me.

I don’t know how he has a career. He’s never done anything remotely funny

This is some bullshit

 

[Kermit the Prog]

I don’t know how he has a career. He’s never done anything remotely funny

This is some bullshit
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This is what happens when an entity tries to be everything to everyone.

 

[Lord Defect]

Oof.

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Beef Invictus]

Oof.
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If memory serves this kind of thing happened to a ton of agents in WW2

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Just cancel humanity.

 

[Embiid]

 

[Jack Straw]

1) I have discovered that if you have a bottle of lemon juice in the fridge you can just drink lemon juice whenever you want.

2) Some kind of competitive slapping contest is on TBS. I am stunned by how stupid it is, which says a lot because I expected it to be incredibly stupid going in.

It went to the judges. What.

There is going to be a PPV for this!?!?! Anybody who spends money to watch needs to have their bank accounts drained into mine.

These two guys have to be homeless desperate for a buck. Bull-sweating-shit to the very idea that either of them have an actual home with a locking door and drywall.

These aren't men who shoot meth, these are meth rocks who shoot up human blood.

Big one-slapper KO

That isn't the first time that dude has been slapped unconcious. He took it like it's at least the 97th time.

Excuse me but how are you avoiding the dreaded "auto-merge"? WHAT WIZARDRY IS THIS?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Excuse me but how are you avoiding the dreaded "auto-merge"? WHAT WIZARDRY IS THIS?

 

[Embiid]

Excuse me but how are you avoiding the dreaded "auto-merge"? WHAT WIZARDRY IS THIS?

We are all equal but some are more equal than others...

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Just cancel humanity.

107th Obsequious Banter Thread: Ugly Sweaters Edition

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[DancingPanther]

2) Some kind of competitive slapping contest is on TBS. I am stunned by how stupid it is, which says a lot because I expected it to be incredibly stupid going in.

It went to the judges. What.

You have a lot to learn. Go watch Penguinz0 on YouTube, he can be majorly credited with popularizing this. Proud Plat

Also who was competing? Wolverine by chance?

 

[Beef Invictus]

You have a lot to learn. Go watch Penguinz0 on YouTube, he can be majorly credited with popularizing this. Proud Plat

Also who was competing? Wolverine by chance?

The Homeless

 

[Embiid]

Happy New Year to you too dude.....

With the crazy debt ceiling game of chicken everybody is MAD....

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[DAVIDE1333]

Just cancel humanity.

This is the worst but I thought we didn't kink shame here.

 

[Flybynite]

Just cancel humanity.

They're coming.

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Young Sandwich]

They're coming.

Look at this motherf***er prancing around like he owns the place.

 

[ajgoal]

They're coming.

"We've had a good run"

What planet is he on?

 

[BigToe]

Evil Gritty caught Panaccio

 

[swami24]

1) I have discovered that if you have a bottle of lemon juice in the fridge you can just drink lemon juice whenever you want.

2) Some kind of competitive slapping contest is on TBS. I am stunned by how stupid it is, which says a lot because I expected it to be incredibly stupid going in.

It went to the judges. What.