OT: 108th Obsequious Banter Thread: Nine dozen eggs and not one broken

[ajgoal]

Right? Buncha weirdos on here.

At least you and I are normal.

Exactly.

 

[wankstifier]

If you people think hard boiled eggs are bad it's because you're bad. Get good.

I imagine pickled eggs will be very controversial here

 

[FLYguy3911]

Scrambled with cheese is the only way, Biff. We can fight about this.

Ketchup?

 

[ajgoal]

Ketchup?

It has to be mixed in while the eggs are cooking. Or just drank straight out of the bottle.

/bif

 

[Lord Defect]

Ketchup?

Only if the cook sucked.
On fried eggs it’s a must

 

[Jack Straw]

If you people think hard boiled eggs are bad it's because you're bad. Get good.

I used to make hard boiled eggs for my dog. He would pick out the yolk and leave the whites. If a dog won't eat it how good can it be.

Scrambled egg with asparagus, smoked salmon, and feta.

That's depraved.

 

[BigToe]

Ketchup?

Ew.

It has to be mixed in while the eggs are cooking. Or just drank straight out of the bottle.

/bif

Only if the cook sucked.
On fried eggs it’s a must

You guys are gremlins

 

[trostol]

I rarely have breakfast.

BUT my one general exception is a meat for breakfast sandwich.

2x Lancashire oven bottom muffins. Toasted lightly. (THE perfect bread for a breakfast sandwich, partially due to size, partially due to texture, partially due to taste.)
Then a smattering of mayo for some moisture.
Then some Heinz baked beans layered on top of that.
Then a fried egg on each.
2x slices of good smoked back bacon (well done) on top.
Then melt some cheese on top of that (preferably Red Leicester).

Probably have that once every 2 weeks and an absolute treat.

i've been looking for this forever over here(not really hard mind you) been dying to try it lol

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Ketchup?

On fried eggs it’s a must

You people deserve Chuck.

 

[Beef Invictus]

It has to be mixed in while the eggs are cooking. Or just drank straight out of the bottle.

/bif

Absolutely not. Ketchup is one of the worst things in creation. The low point of human works. It's not a beverage, it is a chemical soup. Poison.

 

[Chinatown88]

You people deserve Chuck.

Growing up in a Chinese household as a kid I didn't get much exposure to condiments outside of fast food which wasn't that often. Ketchup, mustard and relish are disgusting. So I approve this comment.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Growing up in a Chinese household as a kid I didn't get much exposure to condiments outside of fast food which wasn't that often. Ketchup, mustard and relish are disgusting. So I approve this comment.

They're going to boo, but deep down, everyone knows you speak the truth.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Can we talk about how MSE dropped a nuclear foodbomb and just wandered off

 

[Beef Invictus]

Growing up in a Chinese household as a kid I didn't get much exposure to condiments outside of fast food which wasn't that often. Ketchup, mustard and relish are disgusting. So I approve this comment.

Mustard is good when you get the powder and make it yourself. It must be powerful. I love those little mustard packets from Chinese restaurants. That's how it should be. Strong. Mighty. Lordly.

 

[Chinatown88]

They're going to boo, but deep down, everyone knows you speak the truth.

 

[Striiker]

Growing up in a Chinese household as a kid I didn't get much exposure to condiments outside of fast food which wasn't that often. Ketchup, mustard and relish are disgusting. So I approve this comment.

They're going to boo, but deep down, everyone knows you speak the truth.

I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.

 

[ajgoal]

That's depraved.

It's actually fantastic.

 

[Chinatown88]

I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.

Tis only a minor blip in our strong HF BFFship.

 

[Striiker]

Tis only a minor blip in our strong HF BFFship.

Of course. This is not something unforgivable.

 

[Rebels57]

I'll believe it when I see it

 

[Starat327]

What the f*** is happening here

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

What the f*** is happening here

People not using The Menu thread to talk about food.

Disgraceful really. Lou would be so disappointed.

 

[PDX Flyer]

Scotch eggs are by far the most superior type of egg

 

[Kermit the Prog]

You’ve eaten some overcooked eggs. You can get a solid yolk that’s jammy. Boil for like 6-7 minutes and immediately transfer the eggs to an ice bath

I've always had a severe lack of success with boiling them so I've transitioned to doing it in the air fryer (250 degrees for 17 minutes) and then into an ice bath for 11 minutes. I'll then take the eggs (I do it a dozen at a time) and let them dry on rack. I've never liked hard yolk from hard-boiled eggs on any form. It's a texture thing, kind of like my derision for cheesecake.

Scrambled egg with asparagus, smoked salmon, and feta.

Reported

 

[mja]

Ketchup doesn't belong anywhere near eggs. Hot sauce or au naturel.