OT: 108th Obsequious Banter Thread: Nine dozen eggs and not one broken

[trostol]

 

[Superman33]

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I hate to break this to you, but Cow's don't lay eggs. I think you got swindled.

 

[DancingPanther]

What in the world does sausage have to do with my picture of hard boiled carbonara?

I am once again here to tell you that automerge is the worst feature ever rolled out in the history of the internet

 

[Striiker]

I am once again here to tell you that automerge is the worst feature ever rolled out in the history of the internet

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I’m sure you can see my confusion

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

@Beef Invictus

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I am once again here to tell you that automerge is the worst feature ever rolled out in the history of the internet

I had to run it myself because I know it can vary its answers:

The term "automerge" appears on the hfboards.com forums in discussions about the Eagles game[1], Day 3 RB options[2], a twitter account that follows planes[3], and Jackstraw, which can refer to a game or a type of straw[4][5].

@Jack Straw

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Beef Invictus




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Is The Child writing inspirational messages now

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

OMG what the f***

 

[Striiker]

OMG what the f***

This is the kind of authentic Italian food you can’t get at Olive Garden.

 

[Lord Defect]

I’m astounded that venmo and the child hadn’t made any lore on that AI site

 

[landsbergfan]

I ripped apart my bathroom months ago and stopped once I realized my floors needed to be leveled (plus it was spring). I recently became motivated to finish and now I need to install a bathtub tonight but it’s 11 and I’m tired. Usually the second wind hits but I’m afraid I may be out of wind. For some reason I’m hungry for eggs

 

[Beef Invictus]

I ripped apart my bathroom months ago and stopped once I realized my floors needed to be leveled (plus it was spring). I recently became motivated to finish and now I need to install a bathtub tonight but it’s 11 and I’m tired. Usually the second wind hits but I’m afraid I may be out of wind. For some reason I’m hungry for eggs

Hard boil them

 

[landsbergfan]

Hard boil them

But that takes 12 minutes

 

[Lord Defect]

But that takes 12 minutes

 

[Cody Webster]

Anyone have any idea what this flight is? There are a lot of people tracking it, for some reason...

Heard was sounded like a fighter jet fly over the house, so I went on to see if I could find it and found this instead

Live Flight Tracker - Real-Time Flight Tracker Map | Flightradar24

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Found that reason for the fighter jet

 

[Beef Invictus]

I fell into a YouTube wormhole and watched 30 minutes of this dude making a single use tool with mostly hand tools but oddly enough didn’t mind using power tools.
Most people I see making old school tools don’t use power anything.

Yeah, a lot of hand tool purists are nutty about using hand tools only.

This guy does incredible work though:

 

[Embiid]

Found that reason for the fighter jet

Yeah...Nextdoor.com had a lot of activity. I heard them while I was working today. Thought it odd but wasn't alarmed.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

I DESPISE ASMR with every fiber of my being, so I turn off the sound, but watching these restoration videos is very Zen:

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I’m astounded that venmo and the child hadn’t made any lore on that AI site

 

[Lord Defect]

Yeah, a lot of hand tool purists are nutty about using hand tools only.

This guy does incredible work though:

That is far far too much work for a small box. Just use power tools. A table planet and router would have saved this guy at least 80% of his time.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Just putting this out there: If I am the next CEO of Twitter, I WILL take bribes. I feel transparency is vital to success.

 

[Cody Webster]

So, the wife has a work conference over in Amsterdam in mid-March, and I was going to tag along. The conference is a Monday-Thursday and she said she isn't going to have any time to do anything other than work related activities during that time. I am going to head over with her and I'll find things to do while she's working/I'll probably work as well, but we are going to extend the trip on the back end, until probably the following Saturday.

Anyone have any good recommendations on countries/places to visit while over there? We discussed perhaps maybe going to Dublin or London and we also talked about maybe just going to Italy for the week. We are open to flying anywhere.

 

[mja]

So, the wife has a work conference over in Amsterdam in mid-March, and I was going to tag along. The conference is a Monday-Thursday and she said she isn't going to have any time to do anything other than work related activities during that time. I am going to head over with her and I'll find things to do while she's working/I'll probably work as well, but we are going to extend the trip on the back end, until probably the following Saturday.

Anyone have any good recommendations on countries/places to visit while over there? We discussed perhaps maybe going to Dublin or London and we also talked about maybe just going to Italy for the week. We are open to flying anywhere.

I do this a lot with my wife. She goes to conferences, I tag along and be a tourist for a couple days. The only thing out of pocket is my plane ticket. It’s great.

As for somewhere to visit, we really enjoyed Copenhagen.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Just putting this out there: If I am the next CEO of Twitter, I WILL take bribes. I feel transparency is vital to success.

I will pay you good money to burn Twitter to the ground

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Is The Child writing inspirational messages now

It's from a fun site called inspirobot. I feel like The Child's 'inspirational' message would have been much, much darker.

InspiroBot

inspirobot.me

EDIT: The Child may have been involved with this one...