OT: 108th Obsequious Banter Thread: Nine dozen eggs and not one broken

[Striiker]

To whomever is responsible for me not being a member of your family, I say “thank you!”


I repeat… chickens are birds. Birds are… you know.

Hurtful.

And we can tell that chickens aren't drones because they can't fly.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

 

[Striiker]

bUt STriIkEr iS bAd aT gOoGlInG tHiNgs

Bullshit. You asked and I delivered in record time.

 

[Lord Defect]

bUt STriIkEr iS bAd aT gOoGlInG tHiNgs

Bullshit. You asked and I delivered in record time.

Language young man.

 

[Striiker]

Language young man.

Heck off.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

bUt STriIkEr iS bAd aT gOoGlInG tHiNgs

Bullshit. You asked and I delivered in record time.

It took 12 hours.

 

[Striiker]

It took 12 hours.

NOT FROM WHEN I SAW THE POST, JOSEPHJOSEPH

I DONT SEE EVERY POST AT THE MOMENT THEYRE MADE. I HAVE A VERY BUSY SCHEDULE AND DO VERY IMPORTANT THINGS. PEOPLE RELY ON ME FOR MANY THINGS. I AM IN DEMAND.

 

[Embiid]

I had a cheesesteak with a fried egg and more cheese on an everything bagel yesterday.
*Chefs kiss*


The egg studies that go back and forth good for you bad for you and funded by people with pro egg and anti egg agendas.

I hate auto merge

My eggzact thoughts ..

 

[Lord Defect]

My eggzact thoughts ..

That was a poultry attempt and an egg pun

 

[Flybynite]

That was a poultry attempt and an egg pun

Some might say a fowl attempt.

 

[Jack Straw]

Hurtful.

And we can tell that chickens aren't drones because they can't fly.

 

[Striiker]

Photoshopped.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Ahh. What’s for lunch?

 

[wankstifier]

Hard boiled eggs, but just the whites. The dry, crumbly yolk is ass.

I'll do eggs in just about any way except soft-boiled. As for omelets? Get that pepper, onion, and mushroom shit way the f*ck away from me. Also, get that table pepper out of the way. It makes everything it touches taste like shit.

You’ve eaten some overcooked eggs. You can get a solid yolk that’s jammy. Boil for like 6-7 minutes and immediately transfer the eggs to an ice bath

 

[Jack Straw]

Photoshopped.

You can tell yourself that if it helps you sleep at night...

 

[Striiker]

You can tell yourself that if it helps you sleep at night...

I’ve cried myself to sleep every night since the Ghost trade.

 

[ajgoal]

You people are strange.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

If I am having eggs for breakfast, it’s sunny side all the way. Mix that up with hash brown potatoes. Throw in some bacon and wheat toast anytime of day. Breakfast food works 24/7
A egg, sausage and cheese on a toasted evening bagel works too.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I rarely have breakfast.

Oh boy, this is gonna be really British.

BUT my one general exception is a meat for breakfast sandwich.

2x Lancashire oven bottom muffins. Toasted lightly. (THE perfect bread for a breakfast sandwich, partially due to size, partially due to texture, partially due to taste.)

Oh hey this is normal. Sounds great.

Then a smattering of mayo for some moisture.

Whoa. Weirdly still going great!

Then some Heinz baked beans layered on top of that.

Damn it.

 

[Beef Invictus]

If you people think hard boiled eggs are bad it's because you're bad. Get good.

 

[BernieParent]

So...maybe it was mentioned..but I have a sunny side egg every morning for Breakfast. They used to say that was bad....too much cholesterol etc..but I don't believe that is the case anymore. It is more about what you eat with the egg or put on it..no?

Any of you eggheads know the definitive health impacts of eating eggs daily?

Also hardboiled eggs are nasty to me...


Yapple "Scrapple.."

 

[BigToe]

If you people think hard boiled eggs are bad it's because you're bad. Get good.

Scrambled with cheese is the only way, Biff. We can fight about this.

 

[ajgoal]

Scrambled egg with asparagus, smoked salmon, and feta.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Scrambled with cheese is the only way

- My 2 year old daughter (also @BigToe )

 

[Striiker]

You people are strange.

Right? Buncha weirdos on here.

At least you and I are normal.