107th Obsequious Banter Thread: Ugly Sweaters Edition

[Chicken N Raffls]

I once knew a dude who put on headphones and would listen to... the recorded dialogue from Stanley Kubrick films. I'm pretty sure he literally never listened to music.

Keith Jones is anti music.

Edit: Everyone has their own, unique taste in music, but I will never understand people who actively hate it. That is so foreign to me.

 

[Cody Webster]

Frank!!!!

 

[gertbfrobe16]

What does everyone think about Neil Young? I need more enemies on this forum

A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Good song writer though.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

Fun thoughts from the floor of a hospital room at like 2-5am:


1) what's the psychological science behind hospitals use boring Beige point in delivery rooms? Why not fun colors? It's always amazing that despite hospitals always feeling like a prison with stainless and bland colors...they never do anything to change it.

2) there's about 60 linear feet of counter space in here. Am I getting a breakfast spread? What gives?

3) why is the spouse bed approximately 4 inches off the ground?

4) Furthermore, why is it the most uncomfortable thing known to man?

5) why isn't there better soundproofing? Noone who isnt yet in labor wants to hear someone else go into labor and deliver. Especially at 3 am.

6) hospital linens are awful. I know there's a hygienic piece to consider here but when you're gonna have people locked up for 4 days or so, why wouldn't you invest in something a little better?

7) I take back my uncomfortable bed thing. It's uncomfortable, but im not about to birth a bowling ball, so I guess I can manage.

8) I wonder how the cat is going to take to not being the only other living thing in the house. Not well is my guess.

9) I'm not a small dude, but im going to need to daisy chain these hospotal towels together to take a shower tomorrow. They're the size of hand towels, but I've been assured they "are our regular towels".

Hospital linens are washed,bleached and starched daily. They have to be heavy duty.

 

[Beef Invictus]

What does everyone think about Neil Young? I need more enemies on this forum

His voice is the worst in human history

 

[gertbfrobe16]

His voice is the worst in human history

tied with Dylan

 

[wankstifier]

His voice is the worst in human history

How dare you? But also, I get it.

Consider us enemies. I hope you get a hangnail on your pinkie

 

[Jack Straw]

His voice is the worst in human history

Tom Waits says "hold my beer... no wait, I'll just drink it."

 

[mja]

I once knew a dude who put on headphones and would listen to... the recorded dialogue from Stanley Kubrick films. I'm pretty sure he literally never listened to music.

That dude was most definitely a serial killer.

 

[Magua]

That dude was most definitely a serial killer.

Maybe he was listening to Kirk Douglas from Paths of Glory. There's some minor very minor chance he's not a serial killer.

 

[Runner77]

Why does everything have to have a best-before date?

 

[Starat327]

Hey guys, I had a chance to make a whole new list of 2-5 AM thoughts but figured this sums it up a little better.

 

[VladDrag]

Hey guys, I had a chance to make a whole new list of 2-5 AM thoughts but figured this sums it up a little better.

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Congrats!!!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Hey guys, I had a chance to make a whole new list of 2-5 AM thoughts but figured this sums it up a little better.

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That is a damned good baby.

 

[DancingPanther]

What does everyone think about Neil Young? I need more enemies on this forum

Love him, excellent songwriter, tremendous folk artist, crazy open D tuning, and stuck into Joe Rogan which was great

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Hey guys, I had a chance to make a whole new list of 2-5 AM thoughts but figured this sums it up a little better.

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Thatcher Venmo sends his regards.

Congrats, bud!

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

His voice is the worst in human history

What’s wrong with you? Your music takes are a hundred times worse than your food takes.

 

[DancingPanther]

So a couple weeks back we were having the discussion about Ticketmaster which was obviously brought about by Taylor Swift and the Swifties losing their mind.

I had another run in with TM this week. I will say once again, I don’t find any fault by TM for supply issues. Not everyone is entitled to tickets and it’s no different than any other sought after item. Any and all websites have issues when sought after things drop.

With that all said… I have a major issue with how they price things now with their Dynamic Pricing. I bought a pair of tickets to a show for ~$600 total. I went back in twenty minutes later because there was a six ticket maximum so I figured I’d see what was still available. At that point the tickets in the same area as the ones I bought were $600 EACH. That’s a god damn racket.

It's hilarious to me that the ticketmaster thing caused such an outrage when this has been going on for literally 15 years lol

 

[Beef Invictus]

Hey guys, I had a chance to make a whole new list of 2-5 AM thoughts but figured this sums it up a little better.

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Congrats!

 

[Beef Invictus]

What’s wrong with you? Your music takes are a hundred times worse than your food takes.

Just listen to it. It's wretched. Nails on a chalkboard.

 

[DancingPanther]

Hey guys, I had a chance to make a whole new list of 2-5 AM thoughts but figured this sums it up a little better.

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Cute kid. One of the rare ones that doesn't look like it was chasing the ring of power for 600 years

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Just listen to it. It's wretched. Nails on a chalkboard.

You should be banned for thinking like this

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Hey guys, I had a chance to make a whole new list of 2-5 AM thoughts but figured this sums it up a little better.

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Well done! Congratulations to you and the missus!

 

[Cody Webster]

 

[ajgoal]

Just listen to it. It's wretched. Nails on a chalkboard.

This is true, but he can't be the worst in a world where Bob Dylan exists.