107th Obsequious Banter Thread: Ugly Sweaters Edition

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Hey guys, I had a chance to make a whole new list of 2-5 AM thoughts but figured this sums it up a little better.

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She definitely takes after her daddy, look at those hands sneaking into the second picture.

Congrats man!

This is true, but he can't be the worst in a world where Bob Dylan exists.

Please tell me you’ve listened to the Bob Dylan Christmas album.

It’s horrifying. I look at it as proof that god abandoned us long ago.

 

[ajgoal]

Please tell me you’ve listened to the Bob Dylan Christmas album.

I don't hate myself.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Hey guys, I had a chance to make a whole new list of 2-5 AM thoughts but figured this sums it up a little better.

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Congratulations! Crack some craft beers tonight.

 

[Starat327]

Congratulations! Crack some craft beers tonight.

I dont know who I would go to for a recommendation though...

 

[ajgoal]

I dont know who I would go to for a recommendation though...

Honestly this calls for a Rochefort 10. I'll go have one for you.

Also, Congrats!

 

[Young Sandwich]

Please tell me you’ve listened to the Bob Dylan Christmas album.

It’s horrifying. I look at it as proof that god abandoned us long ago.

That album is one of the most hellacious things I've ever heard. Pretty sure Dylan was injecting cigarette smoke directly into his larynx before he hit the studio to record it. I honestly thought it was a parody the first time I heard it.

 

[Starat327]

Honestly this calls for a Rochefort 10. I'll go have one for you.

Also, Congrats!

You may be on to something here.

 

[Magua]

Hey guys, I had a chance to make a whole new list of 2-5 AM thoughts but figured this sums it up a little better.

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Absolute cutie. I can already see a modeling career like dad.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Absolute cutie. I can already see a modeling career like dad.

We call them Rockets.

 

[Starat327]

We call them Rockets.

Ima let this slide for now. But in 18 years...

 

[Striiker]

How is this not a thing anymore?

Is my brain broken or is this tweet blurred out because of a naughty word?????????

When did this become possible????


Edit: oh my god

 

[Striiker]

Can I do it with text too??

Hahahahahhahahahahahhah you bet your sweet ass I can

 

[Chinatown88]

Hey guys, I had a chance to make a whole new list of 2-5 AM thoughts but figured this sums it up a little better.

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[FLYguy3911]

How come no cable company runs Jingle All the Way?

 

[Lord Defect]

Hey guys, I had a chance to make a whole new list of 2-5 AM thoughts but figured this sums it up a little better.

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Congratulations man!

 

[JojoTheWhale]

This is true, but he can't be the worst in a world where Bob Dylan exists.

Rivals for a reason.

Tom Waits says "hold my beer... no wait, I'll just drink it."

Honorary rival. You don't even need a Quackverse franchise.

 

[Jack Straw]

 

[Lord Defect]

Dylan was a fantastic song writer, but if he never sang a single song the world would be so much better.

 

[Asnito]

That was awesome

 

[GapToothedWonder]

Hey guys, I had a chance to make a whole new list of 2-5 AM thoughts but figured this sums it up a little better.

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Congratulations, very cute kid. Surprisingly not beat up looking for a newborn.

 

[VladDrag]

How come no cable company runs Jingle All the Way?

There are two Xmas movies/shows I want to watch. This and South Park's Christmas song episode.

 

[ellja3]

@Starat327 Congrats!!

 

[gertbfrobe16]

Hey guys, I had a chance to make a whole new list of 2-5 AM thoughts but figured this sums it up a little better.

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Congrats to you and the wife and good luck on the most amazing journey you will both have, for the rest of your lives.

 

[Flybynite]

There are two Xmas movies/shows I want to watch. This and South Park's Christmas song episode.

Looks like Jingle All The Way airs on Starz.

 

[Embiid]

Still a decade(s) away ....like a Flyers cup. They seriously should make a Manhattan Project out of this....even if probably too late.

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