107th Obsequious Banter Thread: Ugly Sweaters Edition

[Striiker]

Update:

Baby Staratette has decided to take after her mother and refuse to come out, still. You got 5 days, little one. Remember we can make your life hell for the next 18 years...

Yeah no kidding…

Uh, as a father of three, that last bit is unfortunately a two way street.

Which is your favorite?

 

[Starat327]

Uh, as a father of three, that last bit is unfortunately a two way street.

I dont know, life's been pretty easy when I lock @Striiker in the basement.

 

[Magua]

I dont know, life's been pretty easy when I lock @Striiker in the basement.

 

[Striiker]

incredibly flattering, as usual

 

[Magua]

incredibly flattering, as usual

Ask Starat if you can go on Myrtetus’ podcast.

 

[Striiker]

Ask Starat if you can go on Myrtetus’ podcast.

Don’t be jealous that I’m a rising star within Flyers media

 

[Magua]

Don’t be jealous that I’m a rising star within Flyers media

Play your cards right and one day the Flyers Roundtable will be Myrtetus, DiMarco, you, and a sentient cup of Crabfries.

 

[DancingPanther]

Play your cards right and one day the Flyers Roundtable will be Myrtetus, DiMarco, you, and a sentient cup of Crabfries.

I think the cheese is already sentient

 

[Lord Defect]

What is this from?

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Has anyone ever fooled around with AI Art? I've been creating some wild stuff with it since I discovered it a couple of weeks ago. One of the nice things is being able to use a photograph I've taken and have the AI create iterations from it based upon the prompts. Yeah, creating naked fantasy women probably takes up 95% of all AI art being created across the webiverse, but it's also fun to create ridiculous photos, like this one I call, "Merlin Working the Fast Break":

 

[Lord Defect]

Has anyone ever fooled around with AI Art? I've been creating some wild stuff with it since I discovered it a couple of weeks ago. One of the nice things is being able to use a photograph I've taken and have the AI create iterations from it based upon the prompts. Yeah, creating naked fantasy women probably takes up 95% of all AI art being created across the webiverse, but it's also fun to create ridiculous photos, like this one I call, "Merlin Working the Fast Break":

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Are you sure that’s not Pat Croce?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

What is this from?

Starat’s security cameras.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Are you sure that’s not Pat Croce?

I'm not at liberty to confirm nor deny anything

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

What is this from?

I can tell you but it might be a spoiler for the movie lol.

Spoiler: Spoiler

Barbarian

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Chinatown88

Peanuts x USA Hockey

Premium lifestyle apparel brand focused on the culture of sports.

www.streakersports.com

 

[Chinatown88]

@Chinatown88

Peanuts x USA Hockey

Premium lifestyle apparel brand focused on the culture of sports.

www.streakersports.com

My wallet! ARGHHHHH

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Update:

Baby Staratette has decided to take after her mother and refuse to come out, still. You got 5 days, little one. Remember we can make your life hell for the next 18 years...

Thatcher Venmo was ten days late so... it's meant to be.

P.S. "Final" tally is in and I have sold 40 out of 44 games this year and have a profit of ~$1200 including the cost for the four games that i'm going to use.

A lot of idiots out there.

 

[Starat327]

Thatcher Venmo was ten days late so... it's meant to be.

P.S. "Final" tally is in and I have sold 40 out of 44 games this year and have a profit of ~$1200 including the cost for the four games that i'm going to use.

A lot of idiots out there.

This is the real stuff right here.

We go today for our final 'pre' appointment, at which time we'll begin scheduling the induction, unfortunately.

 

[Lord Defect]

This is the real stuff right here.

We go today for our final 'pre' appointment, at which time we'll begin scheduling the induction, unfortunately.

One of my kids decided they wanted to come on their own the day of our induction, after we already checked in and got the room to start the process.

 

[Starat327]

One of my kids decided they wanted to come on their own the day of our induction, after we already checked in and got the room to start the process.

Im very much of the mindset that @Striiker somehow got to her and has convinced her to come out on the day of the scheduled induction. Its the only logical explanation.

 

[Lord Defect]

Im very much of the mindset that @Striiker somehow got to her and has convinced her to come out on the day of the scheduled induction. Its the only logical explanation.

Let @Striiker out of the basement for a while. Then change the locks.

 

[Starat327]

Let @Striiker out of the basement for a while. Then change the locks.

Im afraid he'd somehow find his way home. like a river trout or canadian goose.

 

[ajgoal]

Im afraid he'd somehow find his way home. like a river trout or canadian goose.

Find that guy with the white van and give him chicken nuggets, chocolate milk, and your address.

 

[Starat327]

Find that guy with the white van and give him chicken nuggets, chocolate milk, and your address.

So.... you?