106th Obsequious Banter Thread: Halloween Edition of Two Ghosts

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So requirements to 'work hardcore' for an ego-maniac who keeps self-sabotaging everything, or 3 months severance and go look for another job with my recent job history being working for one of the most used websites in the entire world.

Yea I think i'll take that 3 months.

That's also not the contract that many of those employees signed. Most employment contracts stipulate a specific amount of hours required to work.
 
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That's also not the contract that many of those employees signed. Most employment contracts stipulate a specific amount of hours required to work.
Do they have contracts? Asking as I honestly don't know. I don't. Tons of people work without them anymore in the "at will" world.
 
Do they have contracts? Asking as I honestly don't know. I don't. Tons of people work without them anymore in the "at will" world.
Good point. I have one, and I'm going off what I know.

Not sure about them.
 


So requirements to 'work hardcore' for an ego-maniac who keeps self-sabotaging everything, or 3 months severance and go look for another job with my recent job history being working for one of the most used websites in the entire world.

Yea I think i'll take that 3 months.


I truly hope every single employee quits at once.

This guy is such a f***ing loser.
 


So requirements to 'work hardcore' for an ego-maniac who keeps self-sabotaging everything, or 3 months severance and go look for another job with my recent job history being working for one of the most used websites in the entire world.

Yea I think i'll take that 3 months.

Good way to make sure your company has no one to work for you. The people who signed on to work at Tesla did so knowing they were going to work for a company that demanded those kinds of standards. The people at Twitter are likely in a state of shock and disbelief at the transition they are witnessing. The hardball routine that works for the company he established will work fine there because that's always what expectations were. It will not work as part of a takeover.
 
Some guy named George was hitting The Child in the head at recess. My initial instinct was that I shall have to pull his skin off, but then I remember this George person is probably 5 years old.

Still, I'll need to learn George's weaknesses. What he values. What he most fears to lose. How to take that from him.
 
Some guy named George was hitting The Child in the head at recess. My initial instinct was that I shall have to pull his skin off, but then I remember this George person is probably 5 years old.

Still, I'll need to learn George's weaknesses. What he values. What he most fears to lose. How to take that from him.
Isn’t that such a wild feeling, seeing a child hit your kid and you immediately feel the need to do something about it, then realize even though you watched it happen it was a child that did it.
It really throws you off the first time you see it.
 
Some guy named George was hitting The Child in the head at recess. My initial instinct was that I shall have to pull his skin off, but then I remember this George person is probably 5 years old.

Still, I'll need to learn George's weaknesses. What he values. What he most fears to lose. How to take that from him.
He's young. He probably can't swim yet.


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Some guy named George was hitting The Child in the head at recess. My initial instinct was that I shall have to pull his skin off, but then I remember this George person is probably 5 years old.

Still, I'll need to learn George's weaknesses. What he values. What he most fears to lose. How to take that from him.
My oldest is taking the bus for the first time and a few weeks back was upset because he said he was being made fun of. My wife got really mad and wanted to find out who and talk to someone, etc. I was mad, but quickly thought, in terms of shit he was going to have to deal with in life, being made fun of by a kid on the bus was pretty small. Gave him some pointers, but wanted to let him figure it out on his own.

Couple days ago I got an email from the teacher that he made another kid on the bus cry because the kid got a hair cut and my son called him a "bald baby" Get rekt, bitch.
 
My oldest is taking the bus for the first time and a few weeks back was upset because he said he was being made fun of. My wife got really mad and wanted to find out who and talk to someone, etc. I was mad, but quickly thought, in terms of shit he was going to have to deal with in life, being made fun of by a kid on the bus was pretty small. Gave him some pointers, but wanted to let him figure it out on his own.

Couple days ago I got an email from the teacher that he made another kid on the bus cry because the kid got a hair cut and my son called him a "bald baby" Get rekt, bitch.
Can I borrow your sperm?
 
My oldest is taking the bus for the first time and a few weeks back was upset because he said he was being made fun of. My wife got really mad and wanted to find out who and talk to someone, etc. I was mad, but quickly thought, in terms of shit he was going to have to deal with in life, being made fun of by a kid on the bus was pretty small. Gave him some pointers, but wanted to let him figure it out on his own.

Couple days ago I got an email from the teacher that he made another kid on the bus cry because the kid got a hair cut and my son called him a "bald baby" Get rekt, bitch.
f***ed around. Found out.
 
My oldest is taking the bus for the first time and a few weeks back was upset because he said he was being made fun of. My wife got really mad and wanted to find out who and talk to someone, etc. I was mad, but quickly thought, in terms of shit he was going to have to deal with in life, being made fun of by a kid on the bus was pretty small. Gave him some pointers, but wanted to let him figure it out on his own.

Couple days ago I got an email from the teacher that he made another kid on the bus cry because the kid got a hair cut and my son called him a "bald baby" Get rekt, bitch.
I got a neighbor who I've seen legit curse out a 10-12 year old kid at the park once. The neighbor's son (6-7) was playing football with a group of boys who were older (10-12). The football hit the neighbor's son in the face and one of the boys olds laughed at him. So the neighbor decided to curse out the 10 year old because of it, quite literally stating during part of the rant, "I'll kick the living shit out of your right now, I don't give a shit you're 10 years old." All of the other parents tried to calm him down, myself included (10 year old parent was not there); he just continued. He started cursing out all of the parents as well....

This dude has a huge anger problem, and it's not the first time I've seen him threaten other people.
 
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