106th Obsequious Banter Thread: Halloween Edition of Two Ghosts

[Striiker]

Don’t forget about the child you never wanted: @Striiker

That was like, last year, dude.


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Do you both enjoy hurting me?

 

[Starat327]

Do you both enjoy hurting me?

 

[Striiker]

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Old people tend to be forgetful

 

[Starat327]

Old people tend to be forgetful

Show me a birth certificate

 

[Striiker]

Show me a birth certificate

Show me credit card

 

[Starat327]

Show me credit card

 

[Striiker]

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Why do you have a pic of yourself on your credit card???

 

[Starat327]

Why do you have a pic of yourself on your credit card???

I use it to remind me of the son I dont have.

 

[landsbergfan]

Its not lore. I'm having a real baby

A real human baby?

 

[DancingPanther]

Its not lore. I'm having a real baby

Are you?

 

[Starat327]

A real human baby?

Depends. Are you human?

 

[Jack Straw]

This thread is veering off into some seriously weird territory. So here's a cute animal video to try and restore a little dignity, if that's even possible.

 

[Starat327]

Are you?

Wait. Like.. people dont think this is a thing? @Hollywood Cannon and I even made my daughter and his sons betrothal on here public knowledge.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Wait. Like.. people dont think this is a thing? @Hollywood Cannon and I even made my daughter and his sons betrothal on here public knowledge.

If it means anything to you, I remembered.

 

[Starat327]

If it means anything to you, I remembered.

 

[Cody Webster]

#Ticketscamster

 

[Cody Webster]

It should be a crime to celebrate like that after scoring a goal in whatever sport this is....field hockey on ice with soccer nets

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

#Ticketscamster

Ticketmaster does in fact blow but… I’m not really sure where they’re at fault for any of this Taylor Swift stuff.

We live in a scalper society now.

 

[Flybynite]

 

[Cody Webster]

Ticketmaster does in fact blow but… I’m not really sure where they’re at fault for any of this Taylor Swift stuff.

We live in a scalper society now.

Don't allow for your entire inventory to be purchased via presale? Limit it to maybe 2 a piece and not 6. I didn't even look to see how much they are going for on StubHub. Can't imagine.
My buddy asked if I was going to try and get some to sell. I didn't think the demand would be this insane. Probably wouldn't have been able to get some anyway.

 

[DancingPanther]

Wait. Like.. people dont think this is a thing? @Hollywood Cannon and I even made my daughter and his sons betrothal on here public knowledge.

I mean are YOU having the baby? Or is it your significant other?

 

[Lord Defect]

Wait. Like.. people dont think this is a thing? @Hollywood Cannon and I even made my daughter and his sons betrothal on here public knowledge.

It’s not that we don’t know it’s that we weren’t sure if it was real or lore. Baby come yet? Hoping for health for you bud

 

[Runner77]

 

[trostol]

It should be a crime to celebrate like that after scoring a goal in whatever sport this is....field hockey on ice with soccer nets

wtf even is that?

 

[Runner77]

I think the guy who caught it is already wealthy. If it were someone of lesser means, it’s a no brainer — take the money.