OT: 105th Obsequious Banter Thread: Penny for Your Thoughts

[Beef Invictus]

IT POSED NO THREAT TO EARTH. IT WAS MINDING ITS OWN BUSINESS

Then NASA decides to attack it.

NASA Panics After Asteroid Fires Back

www.theonion.com

 

[Flybynite]

I am feeling like youtube algorithm is judging me because I swear like 6 times now in the past 24 hours I've had to 'don't recommend' a channel with religious sermons and stuff.

Never opened or looked at any religious stuff to merit that recommendation. Guessing the algorithm thinks I need religion or something lol

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Cody Webster]

 

[Cody Webster]

Live hurricane footage

 

[Jack Straw]

How can that be real? Has she never in her life put gas in a car before?

 

[mja]

How can that be real? Has she never in her life put gas in a car before?

Yeah, that seems like a bit.

 

[BernieParent]

I am feeling like youtube algorithm is judging me because I swear like 6 times now in the past 24 hours I've had to 'don't recommend' a channel with religious sermons and stuff.

Never opened or looked at any religious stuff to merit that recommendation. Guessing the algorithm thinks I need religion or something lol

Oh phew, they are only toy boats, if my rudimentary reading of the Greek text is accurate!

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[landsbergfan]

 

[BernieParent]

LOL, this is great! The Flyers organization should send a Carter jersey to toss into the hurricane so it will go high and wide.

 

[Jack Straw]

That should buff right out

 

[ajgoal]

That should buff right out

Plot twist:

The impact unexpectedly changes the asteroid's trajectory and it starts falling into the sun's gravity well, intersecting with Earth's orbit and colliding with it in 16 months.

 

[landsbergfan]

LOL, this is great! The Flyers organization should send a Carter jersey to toss into the hurricane so it will go high and wide.

Or an Ellis jersey so it disappears right after landfall

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

A Zac jersey would have to fight the hurricane to prevent a major hit.

 

[Cody Webster]

Coolio, 'Gangsta's Paradise' Rapper, Dead at 59

Coolio, whose Nineties music was a staple on radio, a favorite on MTV, and included the hit “Gangsta’s Paradise,” has died at age 59.

www.rollingstone.com

 

[Flybynite]

I think many have known the Brett Favre personality was crap for a long time and a lot of media manipulated/PR stuff. Guy is just a grade-a asshole, always has been and the way he stole money. KNOWINGLY stole money that could have MAYBE gone to I dunno, LET PEOPLE HAVE ACTUAL CLEAN DRINKING WATER in a city in Mississippi.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Waffle House Index - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

While unofficial, I have seen it sent in official notifications because it is indeed useful situational awareness. Where they're closing, for how long, and how many is a really accurate gauge of storm impact

 

[Flybynite]

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I've always said that "Sharknado" isn't that far-fetched.

 

[swami24]

Coolio, 'Gangsta's Paradise' Rapper, Dead at 59

Coolio, whose Nineties music was a staple on radio, a favorite on MTV, and included the hit “Gangsta’s Paradise,” has died at age 59.

www.rollingstone.com

Gangsta Paradise, or Amish Paradise, which was better?

 

[Jack Straw]

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Gangsta Paradise, or Amish Paradise, which was better?