GDT: Wild @ Leafs - Friday 7pm

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Kerfoot didn’t shoot because even he knows he can’t score.
Yeah but it's not like passing works for him either most of the time. He seems like a decent playmaker at first glance, but he's actually a bad playmaker who looks to pass every single time. He can pick up points if he plays with high end talent, but he doesn't accomplish much of substance
 
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Where pucks go to die

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I'm disappointed Dirty Murr isn't available we could have had.....


"Postgate 2; Return to the pegs" In which our young hero in his home blues once again sneers at The BettMan and flaunts the delay of game rules that the NHL applies with seemingly no standards or ethics.

Dirty Murr battles epically through three periods of bloody menace from the green team, fending off 95 mile an hour pucks, composite blades and razor sharp skates flashing in around, and inside his crease.

Luckily for the Dirty Murr the erstwhile valueyest Maple Leaf of all them and ever the fan favoritism purveyor of the 70's pornstache comes out of his shell and rises to this most momentous of occasions to completely dominate and take back the 1st star of the game crown. Some say that the Matthews fellow looked at his latest paycheque and after losing count at the 7th zero, reflected on what it is he is supposed to be or not be but perchance to do, what he owes the team in exchange for the golden drops of joy that jangle in his hip pocket, his back pocket, his other hip pocket, his little watch pocket that isn't large enough for his solid platinum Rolex, his top shirt pocket, his jacket side, oh well you get the picture! Basically he's got more gold than he does pockets, so where were we....hmmm oh yeah.

Awakes from his season long slumber and uses his talent backed up by his 6'3" 210 pound sculpted physique to impose his magnificence on these intruders from the part of 'murica where they talk and kind of act like Canadians, and collect not one, not two and not three red-light notifications given each time he makes the puck go into the net. NOT THREE? This must mean... stay tuned for the thrilling Climax of our story starting at 7pm at the CTC

GLG

I just remembered that Minnesota was the team that cried because Murray knocked the net off and now I’m sad the Murrdawg isn’t heathy and playing to annoy them again lol.
It's all there in the post above
 
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