Who’s the Biggest Bozo in the NHL?

[King 88]

Namestnikov

 

[Strait2thecup]

Doug Weight's pants are better at coaching than AV at this point.

And I'm not saying Doug Weight is a good coach but AV should legitimately be seeking professional help for his delusions and God complex.

I’d take AV over him easily. Might be an interesting poll

 

[Machinehead]

I’d take AV over him easily. Might be an interesting poll

It wouldn't be because half of the respondents would be wrong.

There's not a coach in all of hockey down to pee wee I wouldn't take over this version of AV (The last two years)

 

[Strait2thecup]

It wouldn't be because half of the respondents would be wrong.

There's not a coach in all of hockey down to pee wee I wouldn't take over this version of AV (The last two years)

I think it’s pretty common knowledge that the islanders are the most poorly coached team in the nhl. AV is pretty bad too.

Even looking at the last 10 games the islanders have blown 4 3rd period leads. Pretty sure some teams don’t do that in a season

 

[Eddy Punch Clock]

Not quite Bozo the Clown... but if he keeps on growing his hair sideways like that he's going to look like Krusty the Clown soon.

He did fire a puck into his own net... first shot as a Canuck... been down hill ever since.

 

[Liferleafer]

Does this guy still count?

 

[kirby11]

Evander Kane is more low hockey IQ than a straight up bozo, but there was one time when he and Eichel were out on a 4 v. 4 situation. Eichel had broken up a pass in the d-zone and started to carry the puck up ice. Kane decided the best play was to skate pretty much on top of Eichel and try to take the puck away from his own teammate.

I hope whoever he plays with on the Sharks is okay with having a linemate who would rather shoot from literally anywhere in the o-zone rather than pass to someone who's open for a better chance. Also, despite being very fast and physical, he's allergic to playing defense and takes some of the laziest shift changes you'll ever see.

 

[SenzZen]

Pretty sure Jovos nickname was Special Ed lol forgot where I heard that though.

Actually, it was "Cement Ed".

 

[Wayne Primeau]

"I make how much?"

 

[Tweed]

Brandon Manning by far for me.

• Guy absolutely sucks at hockey.
• Calls himself Man Dog.
• Has undershirts with the Man Dog moniker and his number.
• Gets his face caved in every time he drops his gloves, which he almost always does after costing the team a goal in order to save face.
• Chirping McDavid the first time they played after he accidentally injured him. Like, if it was an accident, why are you then getting under his skin about it?
• Guy absolutely sucks at hockey.

Sacrifice face to save face, haha.

 

[the_fan]

Bozak, just because it kinda rhymes with Bozo

 

[Rebels57]

My vote goes to JT Miller.

The guy is a total Bozo, he’s the laziest player I’ve ever seen. He takes the dumbest penalties every game, sometimes while on the ice he’ll just stop and stand there staring into space. Last game Philly dumped the puck in and Miller got to it but stopped and turned to look who was behind him and just stood still letting him take the puck. He purposely scored on his own net several times. He goes controller disconnected every other shift, sometimes when he skates to the bench for a change he’ll just stand there outside the bench staring at the other team for 20 seconds before getting on to the bench, so we’re playing with 4 men. AV yells at him to get on the bench but he’s just staring into space and completely zoned out. He throws temper tantrums all the time, He’s the worst player on our team

Tampas problem now

 

[Howie Hodge]

Not the quality, but the subject...

LOL; I hear you.....

 

[Misery74]

Kuznetsov. Brutal decision against Ottawa tonight.

 

[Master P]

 

[Drew311]

Tuukka Rask. Complete clown show. When things don't go his way he throws a hissy fit like a 6 year old.

 

[SR]

You deserve a like just for the title. Very creative.

And the user name and avatar.

 

[ZiGOODejad]

JT MILLSY. guy always puck the puck in the middle of the ice to no one. When he puts a full effort in you just wonder how hes dumb enough to just continue no look passes to the middle of the ice

 

[CristianoRonaldo]

Alex Galchenyuk

What are you talking about ?

 

[Captain Fantastic]

Not quite Bozo the Clown... but if he keeps on growing his hair sideways like that he's going to look like Krusty the Clown soon.
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He did fire a puck into his own net... first shot as a Canuck... been down hill ever since.

Or a young Michael Bolton..ha

 

[Fraction Jackson]

I'm pretty sure this pic was made for this thread:

 

[ottawa]

This Bozo made fun of Matthews. He'll get to watch Auston run wild in the playoffs soon enough.

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

This dude is pure cringe

 

[aemoreira1981]

No mention of Pierre McGuire yet?

 

[DANTHEMAN1967]

To save people some time:

bo·zo
ˈbōzō/
noun
NORTH AMERICAN informal

1. a stupid, rude, or insignificant person, especially a man.

I read the definition and Brad Marchand's picture should be included to help people to understand.

 

[Not So Mighty]

I don't think you understand this thread.

Very possible. Shame on me then.