Who’s the Biggest Bozo in the NHL?

[Ainec]

Jim Benning

 

[Ozz]

I like that Biggest Bozo is capitalized, indicating it's some kind of official title or award.

NOW we're talkin' good ideas...

 

[Boud]

How has Mike Ribeiro not been mentionned yet?

Guy is the ultimate bozo.

 

[Thrive]

"Nobody has used the word "Bozo" in over a 1000 years. -John Mulaney

How wrong he was...apparently.

Who's your source on that, some tiny old lady who chain smokes all day?

“Ahhhhhh she told him to beat it bozo!”

“No she did not!”

One of my favorite specials of all time. I need to see him live when he next comes around. Hysterical.

 

[Trafalgar Sadge Law]

This is genuinely the funniest thread I have seen here in years.

 

[EdmFlyersfan]

NHL should introduce a new trophy for this...

 

[JadedLeaf]

NHL should introduce a new trophy for this...

It's called GM of the Oilers.

 

[EdmFlyersfan]

It's called GM of the Oilers.

lol

 

[EdmFlyersfan]

It's called GM of the Oilers.

I can imagine Chia going up to accept the award and then forgetting what he won...

 

[Dan Kelly]

I assume "bozo" is slang for nose and so my answer is Brad Marchand.

^^^also the word TOAD comes to mind for this guy!!

 

[Not So Mighty]

He purposely scored on his own net several times.

Without having to review any play you're referencing, I know for a fact you're wrong. For that alone I won't read the rest of your post.

 

[Steve Zissou]

 

[SLAYER]

Without having to review any play you're referencing, I know for a fact you're wrong. For that alone I won't read the rest of your post.

I don't think you understand this thread.

 

[GodPucker]

Matthew Tkachuk. He won't get any calls, besides players on his own team, when he hits a hospital bed.

 

[Wayward Son]

Thread of the year

 

[GodPucker]

Actually the biggest bozo is the special kid in an adult body who was in charge of Florida's moves for Vegas to pick on.

What an absolute moron. Ownership too.

Speaking of ownership. Vancouvers. Who doesn't invite their mom to a coaches interview?

LOL

 

[Howie Hodge]

Generational thread.

Actually he looks quite decent for an 85 year old man.

He was the last guy I would have guessed to go bald though...

 

[Atas2000]

I came into this thread expecting to see a lot of Bettman jokes and pictures. Glad to see that is not the case.

Here you go. Bettman is the most responsible for the abysmal state of the game and the league. He qualifies for this thread easily.

 

[daver]

Should be who is the Biggest Eric in the NHL?

 

[Cygnusx1018]

Brock Nelson and Garth Snow

 

[BruinLVGA]

Insta-bozo qualifying tattoo...

 

[brokenhole]

Actually he looks quite decent for an 85 year old man.

He was the last guy I would have guessed to go bald though...
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Conner McDavid look alike in 5yrs.

 

[blood gin]

Melnyk, Eugene

 

[Hasek]

Phil Housley

 

[Dirty Dan]

I'd say JVR maybe Bozok is rubbing off on him. In fact he's not even a bozo, hes a NIMROD

- Insanely big and fast yet doesn't skate hard or use his body
- Tries to deke the whole team while gassed and just ends up shoving up the boards and giving up possession in 3 on 3
- In shootouts tries to do some lazy trick move like Kucherov but is uninspired in doing so , looking completely idiotic
- Could play with Matthews if he just skated harder and used his body to forecheck but he rather be hemmed in the zone all day