Who’s the Biggest Bozo in the NHL?

[These Are The Days]

Never noticed how big Pulj's mouth is. Christ, I'm worried he's gonna offer me my boat back from a storm drain or tell me how he got his scars.

It's strangely the first thing I noticed about him. It's like looking at a whale

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

It's strangely the first thing I noticed about him. It's like looking at a whale

Why does he float so much?

...we all float down here, yes we do...

 

[These Are The Days]

Why does he float so much?

...we all float down here, yes we do...

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Never forget....

 

[The Lemonheads]

1967

2017 2019 help ease that pain. (MLS/NBA)

Im 33 and all I've seen Montreal do in sport is lose a baseball club. Take a bow.

 

[thecapsfan]

Bozo hall of fame?

When it comes to bozos this man is the GOAT!

 

[TheGoldenGod]

Brayden Schenn is a bozo, or maybe a doofus. He's one of those gross guys who doesn't wear any Under Armor or a t shirt or anything under his shoulder pads. Don't think he wears socks either, ever. Good for a completely boneheaded, blatant offsides (at least) every other game. You could drive his skull into a concrete wall 10 or 20 times in a row and not concuss him, also.

Lol I love Schenn. One of my favorite players but this made me laugh. I want to say this happened in his very first game for STL...classic:

 

[BenchBrawl]

Never forget....

wow

 

[Helistin]

Never noticed how big Pulj's mouth is. Christ, I'm worried he's gonna offer me my boat back from a storm drain or tell me how he got his scars.

Ville Nieminen disapproves this post.

 

[daver]

OP should be "Who is the biggest Eric in the NHL "

 

[Horse McHindu]

My vote goes to JT Miller.

The guy is a total Bozo, he’s the laziest player I’ve ever seen. He takes the dumbest penalties every game, sometimes while on the ice he’ll just stop and stand there staring into space. Last game Philly dumped the puck in and Miller got to it but stopped and turned to look who was behind him and just stood still letting him take the puck. He purposely scored on his own net several times. He goes controller disconnected every other shift, sometimes when he skates to the bench for a change he’ll just stand there outside the bench staring at the other team for 20 seconds before getting on to the bench, so we’re playing with 4 men. AV yells at him to get on the bench but he’s just staring into space and completely zoned out. He throws temper tantrums all the time, He’s the worst player on our team

Wow. Talk about a post that aged poorly.

J.T. Miller is one of the best leaders and players on the Canucks, and can play any role that is asked of him.

 

[OKR]

I mean:

 

[Dueling Banjos]

OP should be "Who is the biggest Eric in the NHL "

He did put the fire out with his big shoe though.

 

[Fixxer]

When it comes to bozos this man is the GOAT!

Poor guy. Drafted 1st overall on a bad draft to lead the ... Atlanta Thrashers, after 2 concussions in his draft year.
Anyway, he did overlook the condition of the ice surface, which was late in the 3rd period...

 

[Rich Nixon]

Lol I love Schenn. One of my favorite players but this made me laugh. I want to say this happened in his very first game for STL...classic:

That’s a good one. My favorite Schenner moment came 9 months after I wrote that original post.

In a close Blues/Red Wings game in November 2018, the puck came to him with a lotta open net on the right side. He proceeded to belt the thing directly into the crossbar...and then do a full 360 on one foot with his arms raised in celebration:



...before drifting towards confused fans in the corner as the Red Wings carried the puck out of the zone. It was not even like he hit the inside of the post at a weird angle or anything: He hit iron square and you could tell in real time that he had from both the bounce and the sound. He was certain he’d scored and during the stoppage right after was on the bench insisting to his teammates that the puck had been in and that they would review it, before glumly watching the scoreboard and finally seeing it for himself.

BarDown capped that little spinning celly, but the full 1-2 minute sequence was just a remarkably vivid display of Bozoism that surprised even a Schennologist like myself.

 

[Ollie Weeks]

In no particular order:

Ryan Reaves
Eugene Melnyk
Mike Smith

and this guy gets an honourable mention for this post:

This Bozo made fun of Matthews. He'll get to watch Auston run wild in the playoffs soon enough.

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

 

[Chrisinroch]

Ok, you win

 

[brentashton]

While were on the topic of tv broadcasters..

But according to JR not this guy.

Just weird, i say.

 

[Straight Fire]

Have to include Paul "I should have played Gollum" Romanuk

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I actually like Romanuk.

 

[Edgy]

Captain purple pants, aka Biceps Bergevin.

 

[HanSolo]

 

[I am the Liquor]

Matthew Tkachuk

 

[powerbomb]

This should be a yearly trophy, tracked with the same fervor and enthusiasm over the course of the season as the Hart and Calder awards.

 

[Jumptheshark]

This thread man

 

[Los merengues]

Anthony Beuvillier AINEC

 

[Rhaegar Targaryen]

Freddy Gauthier