Who’s the Biggest Bozo in the NHL?

[Didalee Hed]

Did this thread ever reach a consensus?

 

[cardiffgiant]

Bogosian is making an impressive run at this award this season. After what feels like 10 years of playing being injured for 70 games a season, he demands a trade after his first (and long overdue) healthy scratch. As if he isn’t a big enough bozo for assuming that he has any kind of trade value, after his first game back he tells us how great he played in an interview. Only problem with that story is that he was awful the entire game.

 

[Our Lady Peace]

Robert Bortuzzo. You can even spell 'Bozo' in his last name. f*** him.

 

[Kuznetsnow]

Del Zotto the millionaire hockey player was literally too much of a bozo to score with a porn star so that is the only correct answer.

 

[Leafs1993]

Jake Allen
Guy is pure garbage

This post must not have aged nicely with you

 

[ConnorMcMullet]

My vote goes to JT Miller.

The guy is a total Bozo, he’s the laziest player I’ve ever seen. He takes the dumbest penalties every game, sometimes while on the ice he’ll just stop and stand there staring into space. Last game Philly dumped the puck in and Miller got to it but stopped and turned to look who was behind him and just stood still letting him take the puck. He purposely scored on his own net several times. He goes controller disconnected every other shift, sometimes when he skates to the bench for a change he’ll just stand there outside the bench staring at the other team for 20 seconds before getting on to the bench, so we’re playing with 4 men. AV yells at him to get on the bench but he’s just staring into space and completely zoned out. He throws temper tantrums all the time, He’s the worst player on our team

I've watched the Canucks 10+ times this season and I'm starting to see what you mean.

Like what could he possibly be thinking here:

 

[EdJovanovski]

I've watched the Canucks 10+ times this season and I'm starting to see what you mean.

Like what could he possibly be thinking here:

LMAOOOOO his mind on another planet there, thinking about onion rings

 

[Guided by Veseys]

Protest faceoff

 

[Crazy Cizikas]

I've watched the Canucks 10+ times this season and I'm starting to see what you mean.

Like what could he possibly be thinking here:

Does this count as a face off win for him? His team did win possession.

 

[Jacob]

Looked like a win to me. 4D chess.

 

[HuGo Sham]

2017 2019 help ease that pain. (MLS/NBA)

Im 33 and all I've seen Montreal do in sport is lose a baseball club. Take a bow.

...with the Jays voting to have them moved to DC. I'd never, ever cheer for the Blue Jays, and cringe at Montrealers that now do...
f*** them, until the expos return. And they will

 

[2 others]

Does this count as a face off win for him? His team did win possession.

Amazing stuff from both lol

 

[generalshepherd141]

Peter DeBoer.

He's a clown.

 

[AyyLmao]

I've watched the Canucks 10+ times this season and I'm starting to see what you mean.

Like what could he possibly be thinking here:

From all of his whining and lazy play that I’ve seen all season, I’m surprised someone on the Canucks has not seen his lack of effort and Georgiev’d his ass.

 

[EdJovanovski]

From all of his whining and lazy play that I’ve seen all season, I’m surprised someone on the Canucks has not seen his lack of effort and Georgiev’d his ass.

I’m pretty sure Holtby actually got pissed at him over something at some point this season lol

 

[Confused Turnip]

I’m pretty sure Holtby actually got pissed at him over something at some point this season lol

Impressive. You really have to screw up to piss off Holtby.

 

[RavenGuard]

Drew Doughty.

Whiner.
Gets punked endlessly by a rat from Calgary.
Whines about signing with a contender, resigns with LA(lol)
Now he's whining about how the Kings are "running out if time" but isn't smart enough to realize that there been out of time for at least 3 seasons already.
Not smart enough to realize that it's his bloated contract that has contributed to the Kings running out of time

Bozo.

 

[Del Preston]

I’m pretty sure Holtby actually got pissed at him over something at some point this season lol

 

[summer tooth]

the biggest bozo I think is probably The Big Rig

 

[Leafs1993]

I hope this thread never ends.

 

[Ollie Weeks]

Wish granted! Tyler Bertuzzi

 

[Jacob]

Bozo confirmed.

 

[Sentinel]

Tyler Bertuzzi. I thought this thread was created specifically for him.

 

[HabsQC]

Has to be the guy who licks people doesn't it ?

 

[TheHelmet]

A guy that cared more about his podcast than he did about his career

Tony Deangelo