Music: What are your cheesiest songs ever?

[Ozz]

Automatic win

 

[Xelebes]

Not-so-automatic win.

 

[Hierso]

Hard to think the same guy that wrote Disintegration, Faith & Pornography actually wrote this.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

This has to be an all timer. Super cheesy, but those hooks, lol.

Also, this classic, which I remember first hearing on a Listerene commercial back in the day. There's a mashup of this with Adelle's Fire and Rain on YouTube that actually works well

 

[Bahama Mama]

I'd contribute more but just coming to this thread I already feel as if I'm on the verge of having a major yeast infection breakout.

 

[Xelebes]

How much can you stretch a pun in French?

 

[Neutrinos]

Of all the songs I've written, this one seems like the obvious answer...

 

[Karterthadon]

Edited to add: Damn, posted already.

 

[Xelebes]

Edited to add: Damn, posted already.

To make up for it, here is something that has been mentioned but not posted:

 

[Xelebes]

It seems that 80s Eurodance didn't learn their lessons from Rock of the 60s.

 

[I am not exposed]

Brilliant album.

 

[Xelebes]

Not Rafaella Carra's best, that's for sure.

 

[Xelebes]

If there is no other song that gets you thinking: hm, must be approaching my midlife crisis sooner than I thought, I don't know what that would be:

 

[Xelebes]

Thanks Mom!

 

[Xelebes]

Time for something in Spanish:

 

[Xelebes]

Time for some Conway Twitty.

 

[Guardian17]

 

[Xelebes]

From Kelowna you say?

 

[Xelebes]

For a theme for the next few songs, let's do fan tributes to athletes.

Did Michael Schumacher ever wanted to be fawned over with a Serbian polka?

 

[Xelebes]

Some campy Neu Deutsche Welle from Austria.

Tauchen-Prokopetz - Codo

 

[Xelebes]

On a similar thread:

The Carpenters - Calling All Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft

 

[PANARIN BREAD FAN]

maybe it was purposefully avoided as it may be considered too obvious but aww hell i'll put it up. i love the popping bass.

 

[Xelebes]

Also, this classic, which I remember first hearing on a Listerene commercial back in the day. There's a mashup of this with Adelle's Fire and Rain on YouTube that actually works well

In that spirit:

Hally & Kongo Band - Afrikano Man

 

[Unholy Diver]

 

[Em etah Eh]

This has to be an all timer. Super cheesy, but those hooks, lol.

Also, this classic, which I remember first hearing on a Listerene commercial back in the day. There's a mashup of this with Adelle's Fire and Rain on YouTube that actually works well

Dude, I loved Tarzan boy as a kid. Kindof forgot about that song. Thanks!

I'm a straight male but I love this song.