Music: What are your cheesiest songs ever?

[Ben Grimm]

Merry Christmas! This is my last one. I hope you like it. @Behn Wilson

 

[Bixby Snyder]

The entire power metal genre.

 

[PANARIN BREAD FAN]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[blueandgoldguy]

I think many BabyMetal songs would qualify for this thread.

 

[VMBM]

Hmmm, I think that is the epitome of sophistication compared to some early Abba:

 

[Mescaleroman]

 

[Deport Ogie]

Almost 3 pages and yet no mention of Total Eclipse of the Heart. As I'm sure we all know, the song was written by cheesemaster Jim Steinman and intended to be a love song about vampires.

 

[rik schau]

 

[Behn Wilson]

Almost 3 pages and yet no mention of Total Eclipse of the Heart. As I'm sure we all know, the song was written by cheesemaster Jim Steinman and intended to be a love song about vampires.

Steinman was an odd duck, his rock opera songs were total cheese.

Meatloaf was mad that he had not offered this song to him first.

 

[WetcoastOrca]

I see a few have already mentioned Muskrat Love. Surprisingly recorded by both the Captain and Tenille and by America. Double the cheese!

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin', it's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug
Out in the muskrat land
And they shimmy
Sam is so skinny
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
Looks like muskrat love
Nibblin' on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sam says to Susie
Honey, would you please be my Mrs?
Suzie she says yes, with her kisses

 

[Mescaleroman]

Far from a cheezy song but Bette piles on the ham in this performance.

 

[SwordsgoneWild]

3 pages and no mention of Europe? Maybe they're too obvious.

 

[HisIceness]

Posting this one because I heard it yesterday. Kind of an obscure 90s hit in the States. Not only are the lyrics cheesy (In the twist of separation, you excelled at being free), but the music video is as well, and supposedly one of the members became very ill because of it. The music itself is nice though.



I'm convinced this was written as a joke, but it topped at #3 in 1999, so what do I know?

3 pages and no mention of Europe? Maybe they're too obvious.

Best thing about this song is this awesome cover

 

[SwordsgoneWild]

Posting this one because I heard it yesterday. Kind of an obscure 90s hit in the States. Not only are the lyrics cheesy (In the twist of separation, you excelled at being free), but the music video is as well, and supposedly one of the members became very ill because of it. The music itself is nice though.



I'm convinced this was written as a joke, but it topped at #3 in 1999, so what do I know?



Best thing about this song is this awesome cover

Bahahahajhaa!. Omg I'm dying. Thank you.

Oh I'm taking my Like back for cursing me with LFO though.

 

[kook10]

 

[Mescaleroman]

You can even eat the dishes.

 

[zombie kopitar]

T Swift got the cheesiest one liners of all time

'cause darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream'

'bandaids don't fix bullet holes, you say sorry just for show'

'Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
And I'm a monster on the hill'

 

[TheGreenTBer]

3 pages and no mention of Europe? Maybe they're too obvious.

Literally what I was about to post.

This song is my karaoke goto. Anytime, anyplace, and when I'm on I'm in key too.

EDIT: well, pre-COVID, anyway.

 

[ManwithNoIdentity]

 

[Xelebes]

Canadian classic. . .



The biggest artist that ever toured Castor, Alberta, according to my dad.

 

[Rodgerwilco]

Bohemian Rhapsody. Absolutely can't stand this song and the general obsession and borderline fanaticism when this song plays is just so annoying to me. Mercury jammed 3 separate songs together and called it a day.

 

[Xelebes]

Oh people complain about how disco is not raunchy and rebellious, but come on how can you beat this for raunch and rebellion?

 

[ItsFineImFine]

But seriously it's Friday by whatever her name was.

 

[TheAngryHank]

How has no one posted this...