Music: What are your cheesiest songs ever?

Xelebes

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Jun 10, 2007
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Edmonton, Alberta
I raise your Bananarama with some London Boys. You can't beat that contrived aura standing before that schlub with the keytar in the pink getup.

 

JMCx4

Welcome to: The Dumbing Down Era of HFBoards
Sep 3, 2017
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St. Louis, MO
No cheese (and crackers) for Marc Cohn's Walking in Memphis?

... Now Muriel, plays piano
Every Friday at the Hollywood.
And they brought me down to see her,
And they asked me if I would
To do a little number,
And I sang with all my might.
She said, "Tell me are you a Christian, child?"
And I said, "Ma'am, I am tonight." ...

 

Xelebes

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Jun 10, 2007
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Edmonton, Alberta
This song just screams writing a song by the numbers. A bit more sincere than the Dean Brody song, but still them numbers. . .

James Barker Band - Meet Your Mama

 

The Great Mighty Poo

I don't like you either.
Feb 21, 2020
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Batman and Robin was even worse unfortunately
Yeah I know, I unfortunately saw it opening day, then I remember punching my neighbor in the jaw who claimed it was the best Batman movie ever for dragging me to see that shitbox of a movie the second showing that day, vividly remember telling him not to talk to me for a week after that or I'll punch you in the jaw again.
 
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