What are the boys going to spend their Stimulus Checks on?

[JMCx4]

I'm going to spend my $600 on the next trip to the grocery store. A dozen eggs, 2 pounds of ground chuck & a couple of cans of tuna, and I'll have spent half of it before I get to the beer aisle.

 

[AstrophysicalJet]

Bunch of weed

 

[LarryFisherman]

Bunch of weed

nice dude

imagine not growing your own in 2020

 

[AstrophysicalJet]

nice dude

imagine not growing your own in 2020

I was just being funny, I don't even live in the US. I am an expat Canadian living in Italy, and here I am sad to say we cannot grow our own.
Luckily I know a few guys...

 

[Bumpus]

I know a guy who, for $599.97, specializes in bedazzling penis’ up to 10” ($10 more per additional inch)

When would you like your appointment set up for?

 

[PanthersPens62]

Fellas, he wants us all to get checks for $2000 now!!!!!! I can just imagine the useful things many of us will be spending it on!

 

[John Price]

Fellas, he wants us all to get checks for $2000 now!!!!!! I can just imagine the useful things many of us will be spending it on!

WHAT

LINK

 

[PanthersPens62]

WHAT

LINK

Trump demands Congress increase second stimulus check from $600 to $2,000. Here are the chances of that happening

 

[John Price]

Trump demands Congress increase second stimulus check from $600 to $2,000. Here are the chances of that happening

give that 2000 here doggy

 

[ViktorBaeArvidsson]

Jawbreakers from Ed Edd and Eddy

 

[John Price]

Fellas, he wants us all to get checks for $2000 now!!!!!! I can just imagine the useful things many of us will be spending it on!

GOP Senator Ron Johnson twice last week blocked proposals by Independent Senator Bernie Sanders and Republican Senator Josh Hawley to provide $1,200 direct checks. Johnson argued that spending money on direct checks would increase the deficit, and amount to "mortgaging our kids' future."

 

[John Price]

boys if i get a 2000 check that'd be more than enough to get a ps5 !!! 4k up in hurr!!!!!!

 

[PanthersPens62]

GOP Senator Ron Johnson twice last week blocked proposals by Independent Senator Bernie Sanders and Republican Senator Josh Hawley to provide $1,200 direct checks. Johnson argued that spending money on direct checks would increase the deficit, and amount to "mortgaging our kids' future."

I'll bet you a stick of bubble gum your pal from Missouri will vote "no" for $2000 despite his support of the $1200.

 

[John Price]

I'll bet you a stick of bubble gum your pal from Missouri will vote "no" for $2000 despite his support of the $1200.

i just want money

 

[John Price]

turn that 2000 into 20's

then go down the street blaring

 

[John Price]

Boys it sounds like the Senate may reject the 2000 check bill even if the House passes it

Not looking good!!

 

[John Price]

Trump demands Congress increase second stimulus check from $600 to $2,000. Here are the chances of that happening

Republicans block Democratic effort to increase direct checks to $2,000

House Republicans on Thursday blocked a bill by Democrats to provide direct checks of $2,000 to individuals on Thursday, after President Trump called on Congress to amend a newly passed coronavirus relief bill to increase direct payments to $2,000, with $4,000 for a couple. House Republicans blocked the proposal, which Democrats tried to pass by unanimous consent, but Speaker Nancy Pelosi said there will be a full House vote on the measure next week.

"Today, on Christmas Eve morning, House Republicans cruelly deprived the American people of the $2,000 that the President agreed to support. If the President is serious about the $2,000 direct payments, he must call on House Republicans to end their obstruction," Pelosi said in a statement Thursday morning. "On Monday, I will bring the House back to session where we will hold a recorded vote on our stand-alone bill to increase economic impact payments to $2,000."

 

[Hammettf2b]

Republicans block Democratic effort to increase direct checks to $2,000

House Republicans on Thursday blocked a bill by Democrats to provide direct checks of $2,000 to individuals on Thursday, after President Trump called on Congress to amend a newly passed coronavirus relief bill to increase direct payments to $2,000, with $4,000 for a couple. House Republicans blocked the proposal, which Democrats tried to pass by unanimous consent, but Speaker Nancy Pelosi said there will be a full House vote on the measure next week.

"Today, on Christmas Eve morning, House Republicans cruelly deprived the American people of the $2,000 that the President agreed to support. If the President is serious about the $2,000 direct payments, he must call on House Republicans to end their obstruction," Pelosi said in a statement Thursday morning. "On Monday, I will bring the House back to session where we will hold a recorded vote on our stand-alone bill to increase economic impact payments to $2,000."

Bring on the 2k!!!

 

[JMCx4]

Bring on the 2k!!!

It's your tax money - DEMAND IT BACK!!!!! Daddy needs more beer.

 

[holy]

It's your tax money - DEMAND IT BACK!!!!! Daddy needs more beer.

Daddy gets drunk and beats our asses. Daddy, daddy, noooo.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Republicans block Democratic effort to increase direct checks to $2,000

House Republicans on Thursday blocked a bill by Democrats to provide direct checks of $2,000 to individuals on Thursday, after President Trump called on Congress to amend a newly passed coronavirus relief bill to increase direct payments to $2,000, with $4,000 for a couple. House Republicans blocked the proposal, which Democrats tried to pass by unanimous consent, but Speaker Nancy Pelosi said there will be a full House vote on the measure next week.

"Today, on Christmas Eve morning, House Republicans cruelly deprived the American people of the $2,000 that the President agreed to support. If the President is serious about the $2,000 direct payments, he must call on House Republicans to end their obstruction," Pelosi said in a statement Thursday morning. "On Monday, I will bring the House back to session where we will hold a recorded vote on our stand-alone bill to increase economic impact payments to $2,000."

You realize your president knows full well that the $2000 is/was never going to get thru, right? All this was just his way of punishing Thune & Mitch for having the unmitigated gall to recognize that Sleepy Joe won the election. Enjoy the $600 which you will hopefully get sooner rather than later.

 

[JMCx4]

Daddy gets drunk and beats our asses. Daddy, daddy, noooo.

I hope Santa brings you a gift card for family therapy.

 

[Hammettf2b]

You realize your president knows full well that the $2000 is/was never going to get thru, right? All this was just his way of punishing Thune & Mitch for having the unmitigated gall to recognize that Sleepy Joe won the election. Enjoy the $600 which you will hopefully get sooner rather than later.

No political talk NOOB!!!

 

[John Price]

Designer jeans, and a hand full of dough (Yeah)
Bottle of the Jose, pass me some more
I got, more cars, more cars, more clothes, more clothes
More money means more dough to blow (blow)
More money means more dough to blow (blow)
More money means more dough for blow

 

[Legionnaire]

^^^^^
This is why.