Welcome to The Temple of the Phil: The official Phil Kessel Meme Repository.

[mikethelegacy]

If you guys haven't read the comments on this post and a few others on that thread, you are doing yourself a HUGE disservice.

 

[Coach Travis]

If you guys haven't read the comments on this post and a few others on that thread, you are doing yourself a HUGE disservice.

Yes, it's quite the shrine to The Phil (praise be his name).

 

[The Old Master]

You mean like when he scores you can exchange your ticket stub for a hotdog?

seems the word got out and fatty was last seen headed for the airport as we speak.

 

[Mugzy97]

The stuff of Legends:

Phil in this video..
Gold

 

[Penguinator]

Gotta find this one funny!

http://cityfolk.ca/the-phil/

 

[Jacob]

I tried to make one of those MSPaint portraits of Kessel and it did not go well.

 

[Wes C Addle]

I tried to make one of those MSPaint portraits of Kessel and it did not go well.

 

[Penguinzilla*]

Gotta find this one funny!

http://cityfolk.ca/the-phil/

I think it's funny that he yelled "OH MY GOSH WHO'S BEHIND ME?!" when there was someone behind him. I always yell that to myself when someone sneaks up behind me

 

[madinsomniac]

Can we make it so that when Kessel scores he's giving out "free hot dogs"?

Only if they come with a "please don't feed the Phil" warning on them....

 

[Whale Mingo]

This would be like when we had James Neal and if we stuck him with Brandon Sutter as his top C to work with.

Exactly, or if we got Jerome Iginla and put him on the wrong side and on the third line.

You get to watch the Leafs again. Lucky you.

Aaaannnnnddddd......boom!

 

[mikethelegacy]

I tried to make one of those MSPaint portraits of Kessel and it did not go well.

This is what the Holy Scriptures compelled you to do. Do not be embarrassed, my Child. The Phil compels us all to do things we do not understand.

 

[Darth Vitale]

I tried to make one of those MSPaint portraits of Kessel and it did not go well.

I dunno. I think it has merit. He almost looks like the kid from the tard blog. Something about the smile.

 

[KrisLetAngry]

This was the closest I got to a Phil Kessel pepe on the Internet.

 

[Ugene Magic]

 

[Ugene Magic]

We can't let this fall off the 1st page cliff.

 

[JTG]

It still hasn't completely sunk in that we have Phil Kessel. That's like some **** that you dream up on a video game.

 

[Winger for Hire]

Easily the best one yet.

 

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

Poor Bennett.

 

[Waffle Fries]

This picture cracks me up.

 

[tom_servo]

This picture cracks me up.

Someone should put Kessel in place of Lemieux here.

 

[Pete Gas]

Bart Scott Can't wait

 

[flaneur]

This picture cracks me up.

that's some strange photoshopping... no idea whose body they stuck kessel's head on but i'm pretty sure they frankensteined crosby's team headshot with another picture of him.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Looks normal to me, what influence might you be on currently?

 

[Son Goku]

Easily the best one yet.

 

[Sidney BrOSSby*]

It's Pessel, not Kessel. Get it straight.