Welcome to The Temple of the Phil: The official Phil Kessel Meme Repository.

[Penguinator]

Found this gem and thought it belonged here ...

Quite hypnotic & i also love The Shining!

It'd be fun if The Phil could get his revenge on the Bruins as a Pens. He almost destroyed them in PO by himself before the Leafs imploded in an epic choking demonstration of fail.

 

[AR5]

The Phil Hath Giveth! Enjoy!

 

[Honour Over Glory]

That last one....

I hate you.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Look at the poor duck's face.

 

[WayneSid9987]

Oswald, Mario and Seguin ones are the best.

 

[1Gold Standard]

Gary Roberts knows his ****.

 

[WayneSid9987]

 

[SprootsMasterFlex]

 

[SprootsMasterFlex]

 

[Jacob]

What is that Seguin picture about?

 

[Waffle Fries]

What is that Seguin picture about?

I think he was the NHL rep in this ESPN's body issue this year.

 

[clefty]

^ We need more of these

And less of these:

These comics are so bad they hurt my pancreas.

 

[Jacob]

I've never seen legs that skinny on a hockey player

 

[Waffle Fries]

i've never seen legs that skinny on a hockey player

 

[Jacob]

Can't see his quads though.

 

[BobCole]

I've never seen legs that skinny on a hockey player

I give you Ryan Kesler:

 

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[Penguinator]

What the **** is happening here?

Hockey version of Moulin Rouge?

 

[WayneSid9987]

 

[Penguinator]

Hahaha! Good1!

Also, **** you Kane.

 

[robopigeon]

This exists...

http://twoeightninetshirts.tumblr.com/post/123523601248/kessels-all-american-pittsburgh

 

[DawgPens]

That's not a haiku
five then seven then five more
that's how you haiku

Another Kesselku ...

Red cars weave blindly
Traveling shimmering roadways
Hot dog splitting D

 

[DawgPens]

This exists...

http://twoeightninetshirts.tumblr.com/post/123523601248/kessels-all-american-pittsburgh

Love it! Instead of a white out, the Pens should give all ticket holders one of these for a game!

 

[SprootsMasterFlex]

http://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/3gshf0/i_found_a_hockey_net_on_craigslist_for_my_kids/

 

[Penguinator]

http://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/3gshf0/i_found_a_hockey_net_on_craigslist_for_my_kids/

Someone mentioned that my son sort of looks like Phil. I'll need to talk to my wife about that.