Welcome to The Temple of the Phil: The official Phil Kessel Meme Repository.

[Jacob]

Can we make it so that when Kessel scores he's giving out "free hot dogs"?

 

[Headshot77]

So, kinda like Brooks Orpik's free candy? I like it.

 

[Ugene Magic]

Can we make it so that when Kessel scores he's giving out "free hot dogs"?

You mean like when he scores you can exchange your ticket stub for a hotdog?

 

[SprootsMasterFlex]

 

[SprootsMasterFlex]

 

[Penguinator]

Awesome!

"C'mon Phil the noise!"

 

[sf expat71]

Thought the Bruins had black and gold too...

 

[SUBdrewgANS]

Thought the Bruins had black and gold first...

ftfy.

 

[Waffle Fries]

Phil is so incredibly awkward and I love every bit of it.

 

[Asuna]

Phil is so incredibly awkward and I love every bit of it.

I want to have a beer with Phil.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

I want to have a beer with Phil.

Just don't try to talk to him, or look directly at him.

 

[Konstantin Koltsov]

He's just the greatest. God bless The Phil.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

It's like that awkward moment you are shopping with your mom and she tells you to come out and show her the jeans and how they fit and she's jiggling the front of your pants and the back to see the fit and some friend or chick you know from school walks by.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

She's a chick from philly utilizing the big girl "high angle shot of milk jugs" for appeal thing.

I'm surprised she could find anything remotely as funny as that.

 

[Coach Travis]

Just don't try to talk to him, or look directly at him.

Legit LOL on that one

 

[mikethelegacy]

Not sure if this has been posted, but this may be the greatest subreddit ever created:

https://www.reddit.com/r/templeofthephil

 

[Coach Travis]

Not sure if this has been posted, but this may be the greatest subreddit ever created:

https://www.reddit.com/r/templeofthephil

That's pretty outstanding!

 

[Ogrezilla]

That's pretty outstanding!

oh, he's not the only one

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Godphilla

 

[PKV Jungle Friends]

It's been a month and a half but I still can't stop smiling. Hockey needs to start already

 

[KrisLetAngry]

That's pretty outstanding!

 

[Preisst*]

It's been a month and a half but I still can't stop smiling. Hockey needs to start already

Same here.

 

[SUBdrewgANS]

 

[Scandale du Jour]

It actually kind look like him

 

[OnMyOwn]

I had a dream last night that we brought Staal back for Kunitz and some other garbage and we were scoring 11 goals a game.

Pretty sure I'm ready for the season to start.