Useless Thread MMVIII: Playoff Refereeing Appreciation Thread

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The Ribwich consisted of only the meat, the bun, and barbecue sauce. It was specifically not marketed as being nutritious or healthy. In the TV commercial for the Ribwich, the voice-over said, "We start with authentic, letter-graded meat, and process the hell out of it." The box the Ribwich was served in advertised it as "Now without lettuce!" and "Will cause early death!"
 
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There was one conversation that can be partially explained as a character being deceptive and evasive, but that doesn't explain a character literally saying their internal thought process.

The other big scene was seemingly written so the dumbest viewers wouldn't be lost. Let's give this whole overly-verbose speech, and then dumb it down to one sentence that I repeat multiple times at the end.
 
"As part of the 2021 lottery rule changes, the NHL also decreed that a team cannot win the lottery more than twice in a five-year span (starting with the 2022 lottery)."

Chicago won the first overall in 2023, and won the second overall last year. Under what logic does that not prohibit them from winning the draft lottery again for 3 years?

Do they actually mean that a team cannot win the first overall more than twice in a five-year span? Or are they saying that since they didn't move up in 2024, that doesn't count as a lottery win?
 
Chicago finished 3rd worst, won the first overall, then proceeded to finish 2nd worst in the following year, and won the lottery to retain their second overall.

The idea that a team with two top 2 picks in 2 years can win another draft lottery is total bullshit.

There's multiple ways they can retain their second overall again, just to still be lottery eligible next year. What nonsense.
 
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So let me get this straight...

If you're the worst team in the league, you get the best individual odds at winning the first overall pick, and if you do win it, it doesn't count as winning the draft lottery because you didn't move up.

What f***ing moron wrote these idiotic rules?
 
You've literally done nothing to discourage tanking, as the last two teams to pick first overall have the best odds at winning yet another first overall pick this year.

San Jose could win consecutive first overalls and still be lottery eligible next year precisely because they're tanking. This is a f***ing joke.
 
"As part of the 2021 lottery rule changes, the NHL also decreed that a team cannot win the lottery more than twice in a five-year span (starting with the 2022 lottery)."

Chicago won the first overall in 2023, and won the second overall last year. Under what logic does that not prohibit them from winning the draft lottery again for 3 years?

Do they actually mean that a team cannot win the first overall more than twice in a five-year span? Or are they saying that since they didn't move up in 2024, that doesn't count as a lottery win?
Since they didn’t move up it doesn’t count as a lottery win. Same for San Jose
 

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