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End of Line
John Price hater
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SoupNazi
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@John Price is the kind of guy who thinks “breaking news” means his plushie collection got a new limited-edition Snorlax. This man’s idea of a hot Friday night is alphabetizing his stuffed animals by emotional support level. At 40, he’s not so much a bachelor as he is a museum exhibit: “Extinct Species — Adult Male Who’s Never Left HFBoards.”
He gets less action than an unplugged controller. Even Mario and Luigi—two Italian plumbers who spend all day jumping on turtles—have had more romantic success, and they don’t even speak full sentences. John’s love life is like one of his forum threads: pointless, ignored, and inevitably locked.
Honestly, the only thing more useless than his posts is his hope that anyone outside of his plush zoo wants to date him.
He gets less action than an unplugged controller. Even Mario and Luigi—two Italian plumbers who spend all day jumping on turtles—have had more romantic success, and they don’t even speak full sentences. John’s love life is like one of his forum threads: pointless, ignored, and inevitably locked.
Honestly, the only thing more useless than his posts is his hope that anyone outside of his plush zoo wants to date him.
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