Useless Thread MDLXXXVIII: The Last UT Ever

[Siamese Dream]

Why do people find the need to drive into my cars when their brand new?

Because you don't know the difference between they're and their

 

[Siamese Dream]

PEener remember Howard on Bad Education

You still haven't watched the last season of Fresh Meat

 

[Bones Malone]

Because you don't know the difference between they're and their

piss off

 

[SoupyFIN]

6 years later not a single player from the top 6 of the 2010 draft remain with their original team!!! WowW!!!

#1 Edmonton Oilers Taylor Hall (LW)
#2 Boston Bruins Tyler Seguin (C/RW)
#3 Florida Panthers Erik Gudbranson (D)
#4 Columbus Blue Jackets Ryan Johansen (C)
#5 New York Islanders Nino Niederreiter (LW/RW)
#6 Tampa Bay Lightning Brett Connolly (RW/LW)
#7 Carolina Hurricanes Jeff Skinner (LW/C)
#8 Atlanta Thrashers (now Winnipeg Jets) Alexander Burmistrov (C/W)
#9 Minnesota Wild Mikael Granlund (C)
#10 New York Rangers Dylan McIlrath (D)
#11 Dallas Stars Jack Campbell (G)
#12 Anaheim Ducks Cam Fowler (D)
#13 Arizona Coyotes Brandon Gormley (D)
#14 St. Louis Blues Jaden Schwartz (LW)
#15 Los Angeles Kings Derek Forbort (D)
#16 St. Louis Blues Vladimir Tarasenko (RW)
#17 Colorado Avalanche Joey Hishon (C) (signed in the KHL, doubt he's coming back)
#18 Nashville Predators Austin Watson (RW/C)
#19 Florida Panthers Nick Bjugstad (C)
#20 Pittsburgh Penguins Beau Bennett (RW/LW)
#21 Detroit Red Wings Riley Sheahan (C/LW)
#22 Montréal Canadiens Jarred Tinordi (D)
#23 Buffalo Sabres Mark Pysyk (D)
#24 Chicago Blackhawks Kevin Hayes (W/C)
#25 Florida Panthers Quinton Howden (C/W) (if he signs with someone else in UFA)
#26 Washington Capitals Yevgeni Kuznetsov (C)
#27 Arizona Coyotes Mark Visentin (G)
#28 San Jose Sharks Charlie Coyle (C/RW)
#29 Anaheim Ducks Emerson Etem (RW/LW)
#30 New York Islanders Brock Nelson (C/LW)

 

[Bones Malone]

slip up one time on your grammar and there's always some d-bag lurking to point it out

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Playing as assault class.

lirl

 

[Siamese Dream]

When after everything that's happened Boris Johnson announces he won't be running to be next Conservative leader and Prime Minister

 

[Bones Malone]

When after everything that's happened Boris Johnson announces he won't be running to be next Conservative leader and Prime Minister

Probably because you don't know how to use punctuation.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Your grammar is below average."

"Well, your punctuation is sub-par."

 

[Bones Malone]

"Your grammar is below average."

"Well, your punctuation is sub-par."

thatsthejoke.jpg

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

thatsthejoke.jpg

That's weird, because I ain't laughing.

 

[John Price]

You still haven't watched the last season of Fresh Meat

Hmm. Will get around to it this weekend.

 

[Bones Malone]

That's weird, because I ain't laughing.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Hmm. Will get around to it this weekend.

It's hilarious, we get to meet JP's brother and he looks like David Cameron

 

[yubbers]

The Grammarys

 

[irunthepeg]

#1 Edmonton Oilers Taylor Hall (LW)
#2 Boston Bruins Tyler Seguin (C/RW)
#3 Florida Panthers Erik Gudbranson (D)
#4 Columbus Blue Jackets Ryan Johansen (C)
#5 New York Islanders Nino Niederreiter (LW/RW)
#6 Tampa Bay Lightning Brett Connolly (RW/LW)
#7 Carolina Hurricanes Jeff Skinner (LW/C)
#8 Atlanta Thrashers (now Winnipeg Jets) Alexander Burmistrov (C/W)
#9 Minnesota Wild Mikael Granlund (C)
#10 New York Rangers Dylan McIlrath (D)
#11 Dallas Stars Jack Campbell (G)
#12 Anaheim Ducks Cam Fowler (D)
#13 Arizona Coyotes Brandon Gormley (D)
#14 St. Louis Blues Jaden Schwartz (LW)
#15 Los Angeles Kings Derek Forbort (D)
#16 St. Louis Blues Vladimir Tarasenko (RW)
#17 Colorado Avalanche Joey Hishon (C) (signed in the KHL, doubt he's coming back)
#18 Nashville Predators Austin Watson (RW/C)
#19 Florida Panthers Nick Bjugstad (C)
#20 Pittsburgh Penguins Beau Bennett (RW/LW)
#21 Detroit Red Wings Riley Sheahan (C/LW)
#22 Montréal Canadiens Jarred Tinordi (D)
#23 Buffalo Sabres Mark Pysyk (D)
#24 Chicago Blackhawks Kevin Hayes (W/C)
#25 Florida Panthers Quinton Howden (C/W) (if he signs with someone else in UFA)
#26 Washington Capitals Yevgeni Kuznetsov (C)
#27 Arizona Coyotes Mark Visentin (G)
#28 San Jose Sharks Charlie Coyle (C/RW)
#29 Anaheim Ducks Emerson Etem (RW/LW)
#30 New York Islanders Brock Nelson (C/LW)

Fowler soon to be moved probably

 

[Dog]

Grown ups acting like babies:

http://hfboards.mandatory.com/forumdisplay.php?f=16

 

[John Price]

Do land told me to shut up

I don't care




I love it

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Still won't cheer for Nashville as long as their fans do that childish "Hey you suck" chant.

 

[S A W F T*]

Holy ****. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken tendies and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken tendies out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from this idiotic trade. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the ****ing **** did we trade him? This can't be happening. I'm having a ****ing breakdown. I don't want to believe this organization is so stupid. I want a future to believe in. I want PK to be captain and fix this broken team. I cannot ****ing deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was having a great off-season?? This is so ****ed.

 

[irunthepeg]

the boys

 

[Dog]

http://hfboards.mandatory.com/showpost.php?p=120163461&postcount=352

 

[irunthepeg]

http://hfboards.mandatory.com/showpost.php?p=120163461&postcount=352

ROFL they should delete their accounts

 

[Bones Malone]

Grown ups acting like babies:

http://hfboards.mandatory.com/forumdisplay.php?f=16

I'm just happy to be in a situation where I can excel and feel good coming to the rink every day about myself, about the team, about my position. More importantly I just look forward to trying to win a Stanley Cup. That's your ultimate goal and I feel that I got a whole lot closer to doing that today.

 

[John Price]

Euro 2016: What the hell happened to England? Guest: Tranquillo Barnetta
Planet Fútbol
Duration: 27:43
Published: Tue, 28 Jun 2016 21:10:17 +0000
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Euro 2016 has delivered a fair amount of surprises already, but perhaps nothing that could top Iceland's win over England in the tournament's round of 16. Discussion of Iceland's triumph (and England'...

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