Useless Thread MDLXXXVIII: The Last UT Ever

[Finnish your Czech]

Pip.

 

[Pip]

Pip.

stop smack talking me online

 

[Krishna]

Ill will be 85 when Weber's contract ends

 

[Krishna]

No Miguel Sapochnik for season 7 of Game of Thrones?

Drunk Krishna is pissed

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Philly just had to offer sheet him.

 

[Krishna]

Philly just had to offer sheet him.

Suck it Smashville

 

[Finnish your Czech]

Money be green

 

[Finnish your Czech]

The king stay the king

 

[Siamese Dream]

Watching Dodgeball. What a film.

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!

You're about as useful as a **** flavoured lollipop

 

[John Price]

Good morning.

 

[John Price]

stamkos

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Bones Malone]

Why do people find the need to drive into my cars when they're brand new?

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

PEener remember Howard on Bad Education

 

[Dog]

Holy ****. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken tendies and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken tendies out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from this idiotic trade. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the ****ing **** did we trade him? This can't be happening. I'm having a ****ing breakdown. I don't want to believe this organization is so stupid. I want a future to believe in. I want PK to be captain and fix this broken team. I cannot ****ing deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was having a great off-season?? This is so ****ed.

Stop copy pasting Helps post

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Stop copy pasting Helps post

harambe is in a better enclosure now

 

[Bee Sheriff]

4:29 am and I can't stop thinking about Harambe

 

[Dog]

Rip harambe you're in a better place now my friend

 

[Bones Malone]

I'm just happy to be in a situation where I can excel and feel good coming to the rink every day about myself, about the team, about my position. More importantly I just look forward to trying to win a Stanley Cup. That's your ultimate goal and I feel that I got a whole lot closer to doing that today.