Useless Thread MDLXXXVIII: The Last UT Ever

[Pharrell Williams]

the partners write for other websites usually

i don't blame them other websites are awful

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Watching Dodgeball. What a film.

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!

 

[Kyle93]

stop being ugly

same

 

[*Bob Richards*]

He's not ugly.

 

[Kyle93]

He's not ugly.

shhhh don't be telling lies.

 

[Finnish your Czech]

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a dodgeball

 

[Krishna]

Krishna showing up drunk as usual

 

[Krishna]

No one here though

 

[Bee Sheriff]

My gril always tells me I'm beautiful and she's extremely cute so I must be at least decent looking

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Stop drinking so much, Krishar.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

My gril always tells me I'm beautiful and she's extremely cute so I must be at least decent looking

Daw.

 

[Krishna]

Stop drinking so much, Krishar.

I've been living the dream the past few days. I almost got into a fight. Left my gf. Almost got into another fight.Finished paying off my student loans. Finished paying off my car. And got a hair cut and a beard cut.

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

Krishna showing up drunk as usual

Showed up late on one of the most exciting days in HF history

Holy ****. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken tendies and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken tendies out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from this idiotic trade. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the ****ing **** did we trade him? This can't be happening. I'm having a ****ing breakdown. I don't want to believe this organization is so stupid. I want a future to believe in. I want PK to be captain and fix this broken team. I cannot ****ing deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was having a great off-season?? This is so ****ed.

This feels like a made up post, but I don't know enough about you to refute it.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I've been living the dream the past few days. I almost got into a fight. Left my gf. Almost got into another fight.Finished paying off my student loans. Finished paying off my car. And got a hair cut and a beard cut.

I shouldn't be talking because I drink like a fish but someone had an eventful week.

 

[Krishna]

If Shea Weber retires when before his last year of his deal, he'll have a 24m cap hit? lirl.

That's hilarious

 

[Krishna]

Showed up late on one of the most exciting days in HF history



This feels like a made up post, but I don't know enough about you to refute it.

Nope. Literally the shea weber offersheet at 2 or 3 in the morning was more eventful imo. I **** posted all night long in those threads

 

[Krishna]

I need to stop drinking on an empty stomach

 

[Krishna]

When I get drunk and have no music to listen to, I always revert back to J. Cole.

 

[Krishna]

1. We
2. Need
3. More
4. Comic
5. Sans

 

[Krishna]

 

[Krishna]

 

[Finnish your Czech]

If Shea Weber retires when before his last year of his deal, he'll have a 24m cap hit? lirl.

That's hilarious

Pretty sure MTL can trade Weber back to nsh in a situation like that

 

[Krishna]

Pretty sure MTL can trade Weber back to nsh in a situation like that

Even if he retires before it, it still counts.

Suck is Smashville

 

[Pip]

Krishna showing up drunk as usual

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I will be 32 when Weber's contract ends.