Useless Thread MDCXXXI: Countdown To Kickoff

[Dog]

Big fan of stomach ulcers

 

[irunthepeg]

if guerzy dies doland and I are remaking weekend at bernies lmao

 

[Bones Malone]

Imagine thinking theres a guy floating around on a cloud who gives a **** what you (1 of 6 billion+ people) do with you existence. And that's before you take into account the size of the universe and how you aren't even a spec of dust inside of it.

 

[Hammettf2b]

Imagine thinking theres a guy floating around on a cloud who gives a **** what you (1 of 6 billion+ people) do with you existence. And that's before you take into account the size of the universe and how you aren't even a spec of dust inside of it.

Bopom!!!

 

[Pharrell Williams]

I wish I were a cloud.

 

[Dog]

if guerzy dies doland and I are remaking weekend at bernies lmao

I come to church for the candy, your peppermints is the truth

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Imagine thinking

 

[Guerzy]

if guerzy dies doland and I are remaking weekend at bernies lmao

Lmao

 

[Bones Malone]

 

[John Price]

Lunch finished

 

[Siamese Dream]

Ah Ceres is here

Bloke in court today for stealing 26 packets of bacon from "Tesco's"

 

[Dog]

Lmao

We're gonna get ur dead body ****ed up

 

[Guerzy]

We're gonna get ur dead body ****ed up

stop talking about me being dead i don't like it

 

[irunthepeg]

I come to church for the candy, your peppermints is the truth

Lmao

We're gonna get ur dead body ****ed up

the boys will post 4 ever

 

[irunthepeg]

if guerzy dies i'm gonna send guerzy jr an email with his dad's account and password for hfboards and tell him to request a name change to Guerzy Jr so he can continue on the legacy with an accelerated post count

 

[Dog]

stop talking about me being dead i don't like it

I hope you never die

 

[Pharrell Williams]

if guerzy dies i'm gonna send guerzy jr an email with his dad's account and password for hfboards and tell him to request a name change to Guerzy Jr so he can continue on the legacy with an accelerated post count

This is cheating and I will not stand for it.

 

[Bones Malone]

Ah Ceres is here

Bloke in court today for stealing 26 packets of bacon from "Tesco's"

Man admits to stealing pork from restaurant after police observe him eating it

TONAWANDA, N.Y. (WIVB) — It seems hunger got the best of a North Tonawanda man, since City of Tonawanda police say they caught him stealing and eating meat from a restaurant.

At 3:15 a.m., police say they noticed a suspicious man in the parking lot of Smoke on the Water on Young St. The man had come from the rear of the restaurant.

When he was found, officers say they saw him eating a piece of meat — specifically, a barbecued pork shoulder that had been left on an outdoor cooker. Employees of the restaurant forgot to lock the padlock cooker, leaving it unsecured, police say.

After the man, identified as Donald Attanasio, 47, admitted to stealing the meat and having a “snack,†police charged him with petit larceny and trespassing.

He will appear in court at a later date.

 

[John Price]

Ah Ceres is here

Bloke in court today for stealing 26 packets of bacon from "Tesco's"

You see the story of the man arrested for punching a baby he thought was a doll at Tesco

 

[irunthepeg]

 

[irunthepeg]

I hope you never die

no chips, all pepis

 

[irunthepeg]

!request @guerzy #avatarchange "nikehlers.jpg"

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Can you imagine if my package isn't here by 3, I would light every UPS truck on fire

 

[Guerzy]

if guerzy dies i'm gonna send guerzy jr an email with his dad's account and password for hfboards and tell him to request a name change to Guerzy Jr so he can continue on the legacy with an accelerated post count

wow thank you so much

 

[John Price]

Be patient