Useless Thread MDCXXXI: Countdown To Kickoff

[Guerzy]

no chewing gum

i'm chewing gum right now

 

[Hammettf2b]

i'm chewing gum right now

Enjoy your ulcers.

 

[irunthepeg]

i'm chewing gum right now

spit that out young man

 

[Guerzy]

Enjoy your ulcers.

please no i chew gum every day

 

[Pharrell Williams]

i'm chewing gum right now

Please spit it into my hand.

 

[Guerzy]

Please spit it into my hand.

the only place i'm spitting it is in your mouth

 

[Guerzy]

This is bad news as the more acid simply sitting in your stomach, the greater the chance of developing stomach ulcers and the like. Fortunately, the risk is not very great unless you chew A lot of gum so don't worry, unless you are a football coach.

 

[Guerzy]

spit that out young man

make me

 

[Dog]

Just spit my gum out on the road

 

[Pharrell Williams]

This one ply toilet paper is so rough aaaaass

 

[Bones Malone]

I'll see if I can change my settings to make the picture last longer. I put a detailed description in the MacGyver thread if you want to know what I did.

Nice work, how do you like them being taller?

 

[irunthepeg]

the only place i'm spitting it is in your mouth

I'll save chippah the time posting his garbage response and say that should be my mouth

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Accidental ss but it fits

 

[Hammettf2b]

please no i chew gum every day

It honestly can. When you chew, your stomach releases the acid to break up the food. But when you chew gum, there's no food to break up but your stomach releases the acid anyway which results in ulcers in do time.

 

[Dog]

Go mun seahawks go

 

[irunthepeg]

Go mun seahawks go

when can we go to a game

 

[Dog]

when can we go to a game

I have to go to all men's basket ball games and practices!!!!!

 

[Bones Malone]

 

[Guerzy]

It honestly can. When you chew, your stomach releases the acid to break up the food. But when you chew gum, there's no food to break up but your stomach releases the acid anyway which results in ulcers in do time.

please no

 

[irunthepeg]

I have to go to all men's basket ball games and practices!!!!!

the boys

 

[Hammettf2b]

Nice work, how do you like them being taller?

It's a lot more precise. Great for first person shooters.

 

[Dog]

I am so strong

 

[Pharrell Williams]

I did not even have to pass a drug test for this job how do they know I'm not on ketamine RIGHT NOW

 

[Hammettf2b]

please no

Rip Guerzy

Will Peg be the new father of Guerzy jr. once Guerzy croaks from stomach ulcers?

 

[irunthepeg]

Rip Guerzy

Will Peg be the new father of Guerzy jr. once Guerzy croaks from stomach ulcers?

weekend at guerzys lmao