Useless Thread MDCXCVII: Shootsie

[RayP]

If you're going to buy JD, just save your money and buy SoCo instead.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

I'm so damn sleepy for some reason. Didn't even have a bad night of sleep.

 

[Mantis]

Drank a lot of Wild Turkey back in highschool.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Might take an hour nap after this microecon class

 

[Mantis]

I'm so damn sleepy for some reason. Didn't even have a bad night of sleep.

Come cuddle with me.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Come cuddle with me.

I'll be over in a flash

 

[RayP]

I'll be over in a flash

Now you know how my wife feels, Dingo.

 

[Mantis]

Now you know how my wife feels, Dingo.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Ray, when you come to the PNW you should come down to LA and go to Santa Anita with me.

 

[RayP]

Ray, when you come to the PNW you should come down to LA and go to Santa Anita with me.

The horse track?


Sorry, I only attend real sporting events.

 

[yubbers]

Jack Daniels VS Jim Beam?

JD..

 

[yubbers]

 

[SladeWilson23]

I'll be over in a flash

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

The horse track?


Sorry, I only attend real sporting events.

I will educate you about horse racing and you'll eventually come to your senses.

 

[Mantis]

 

[RayP]

I will educate you about horse racing and you'll eventually come to your senses.

no

 

[Siamese Dream]

peener do u drink mirinda... looks like i'd try that

I had never heard of it before

 

[yubbers]

the track is tons of fun

I bet $3 on a horse that had 250/1 odds and he won!

Just bet on high odds hordes and bring $40 to gamble with. Fun times.

If that horse is close down the stretch....you see what ppl get up and yell RUN like crazy ppl

 

[RayP]

I do enjoy drinking some beers and betting on horses.

But it's not a sport.

Next you're going to tell me riding an animal on a merry go round is a sport.

 

[Mantis]

the track is tons of fun

I bet $3 on a horse that had 250/1 odds and he won!

Just bet on high odds hordes and bring $40 to gamble with. Fun times.

If that horse is close down the stretch....you see what ppl get up and yell RUN like crazy ppl

Just go to a casino and yell at the dealers/machines

 

[RayP]

the track is tons of fun

I bet $3 on a horse that had 250/1 odds and he won!

Just bet on high odds hordes and bring $40 to gamble with. Fun times.

If that horse is close down the stretch....you see what ppl get up and yell RUN like crazy ppl

It's a ton of fun, no doubt about it. But until the jockeys start fighting each other to death, racing on foot, or playing polo or something... it ain't a sport.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Saving money going pretty well so far but it's hard not living luxuriously

 

[Mantis]

I do enjoy drinking some beers and betting on horses.

But it's not a sport.

Next you're going to tell me riding an animal on a merry go round is a sport.

Is riding a mechanical bull a sport?

 

[RayP]

Saving money going pretty well so far but it's hard not living luxuriously

What are you saving for?

Is riding a mechanical bull a sport?

Depends how hard she bucks.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

I do enjoy drinking some beers and betting on horses.

But it's not a sport.

Next you're going to tell me riding an animal on a merry go round is a sport.

Horse racing is more of a sport than hockey.