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[Bob Richards]

You don't count you're from Jersey.

We here in Jersey can only count to however many 40s we drink on any particular night.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Whiteman what will you get your son for Christmas?

 

[RayP]

Bob what are you getting me for Christmas?

 

[RayP]

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Bob what are you getting me for Christmas?

hair

 

[RayP]

hair

Then maybe I'll get you some friends for Christmas you big jerk.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Then maybe I'll get you some friends for Christmas you big jerk.

I don't want friend. It's my life goal to never have friends, to remain a virgin and to stay celibate.

 

[John Price]

I don't want friend. It's my life goal to never have friends, to remain a virgin and to stay celibate.

Kyle?

 

[Mantis]

I don't want friend. It's my life goal to never have friends, to remain a virgin and to stay celibate.

Damn you are cool

 

[Mantis]

Whiteman what will you get your son for Christmas?

Diabetes

 

[Dog]

I don't want friend. It's my life goal to never have friends, to remain a virgin and to stay celibate.

are you going into academia

 

[RayP]

I don't want friend. It's my life goal to never have friends, to remain a virgin and to stay celibate.

 

[RayP]

Diabetes

You going to finally **** that one chick you work with for her Christmas gift?





Worst gift ever rofl.

 

[John Price]

Silver bells, silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring
Soon it will be Christmas day

City sidewalks busy sidewalks
Dressed in holiday style
In the air
There's a feeling
of Christmas
Children laughing
People passing
Meeting smile after smile
And on every street corner you'll hear

Silver bells, silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring
Soon it will be Christmas day

 

[Mantis]

You going to finally **** that one chick you work with for her Christmas gift?





Worst gift ever rofl.

No that is too much woman for me.

 

[John Price]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3joTiftC7ZqJWkPRMf2kYm

 

[Deficient Mode]

We here in Jersey can only count to however many 40s we drink on any particular night.

Would drink a 40 w my pal Boob Richards

 

[Kairi Zaide]

are you going into academia

what is dat

 

[Dog]

what is dat

troll

 

[John Price]

New day rocks!!!

 

[Oogie Boogie]

winky face

 

[Hansen]

I don't want friend. It's my life goal to never have friends, to remain a virgin and to stay celibate.

Do you think you would achieve this better as a monk? You'd have room and board paid for with a worthwhile education, which is difficult to find in these dark ages

 

[Bob Richards]

Would drink a 40 w my pal Boob Richards

They're usually terrible but it builds character!

 

[Dog]

Bob is an alcoholic

 

[Hansen]

winky face

wanna play?