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[Ceremony]

Speaking of which, you've probably said before but I've had a head knock today; Claire Williams - yes or no?

 

[Siamese Dream]

Speaking of which, you've probably said before but I've had a head knock today; Claire Williams - yes or no?

I did mention I find her attractive in a somewhat weird way before she got a shit haircut, yes. I remember my old hockey coach once tweeting that she was fit as well, but he's quite a bit older

 

[irunthepeg]

IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!️
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███████████] 99% complete.....
ERROR!
True ✔️Josh Gordons️are irreplaceable
I could never delete you Josh Gordon!
Send this to ten other ️Gordon owners️ who will never trade Gordon for Le'Veon Bell
Or be cursed to a life of Michael Floyd as your WR1
If you get 0 Back: no playoffs for you!!!
3 back: Your starting QB won't be Brock Osweiler!!
5 back: Roger Goodell will free ️Josh Gordon ️
420 back: Your JOSH GARDEN will be in full bloom!!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[Legionnaire]

IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!️
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
███████████] 99% complete.....
ERROR!
True ✔️Josh Gordons️are irreplaceable
I could never delete you Josh Gordon!
Send this to ten other ️Gordon owners️ who will never trade Gordon for Le'Veon Bell
Or be cursed to a life of Michael Floyd as your WR1
If you get 0 Back: no playoffs for you!!!
3 back: Your starting QB won't be Brock Osweiler!!
5 back: Roger Goodell will free ️Josh Gordon ️
420 back: Your JOSH GARDEN will be in full bloom!!

LMAO. Josh Gordon owner here. LMAO.

 

[John Price]

IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!️
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
███████████] 99% complete.....
ERROR!
True ✔️Josh Gordons️are irreplaceable
I could never delete you Josh Gordon!
Send this to ten other ️Gordon owners️ who will never trade Gordon for Le'Veon Bell
Or be cursed to a life of Michael Floyd as your WR1
If you get 0 Back: no playoffs for you!!!
3 back: Your starting QB won't be Brock Osweiler!!
5 back: Roger Goodell will free ️Josh Gordon ️
420 back: Your JOSH GARDEN will be in full bloom!!

ye

 

[John Price]

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[Ceremony]

I did mention I find her attractive in a somewhat weird way before she got a **** haircut, yes. I remember my old hockey coach once tweeting that she was fit as well, but he's quite a bit older

I got to see some EIHL action last night. Milton Keynes use an amazing font for the numbers on their jerseys.

 

[izzy]

modd are asleep everyone post girl advice threads

 

[Siamese Dream]

I got to see some EIHL action last night. Milton Keynes use an amazing font for the numbers on their jerseys.

They got utterly smacked about by Cardiff didn't they? Good game to have on the telly to kick off the season

 

[Ceremony]

They got utterly smacked about by Cardiff didn't they? Good game to have on the telly to kick off the season

6-1 at the end of the first period by the time I had to go to bed.

 

[Siamese Dream]

@Ceremony how much do you not want to watch that new show on Channel 4 "The circle"

 

[Ceremony]

@Ceremony how much do you not want to watch that new show on Channel 4 "The circle"

The more I learn about it the more boring it seems

Sort of speaking of which, do you ever watch Naked Attraction on 4?

 

[Siamese Dream]

The more I learn about it the more boring it seems

Sort of speaking of which, do you ever watch Naked Attraction on 4?

I do not, why?

 

[Ceremony]

I do not, why?

Because it's spectacular entertainment

 

[John Price]

modd are asleep everyone post girl advice threads

 

[Siamese Dream]

@Ceremony had a new woman start in the office today and her laugh already annoys me

 

[John Price]

@Hammettf2b

https://hfboards.mandatory.com/posts/148993349/

"The game is like being married to a Latino woman. Insane amount of frustration times, but you just keep coming back and loving it.
Last edited: Aug 22, 2018"

 

[John Price]

Barbara Bingham: Well, I guess that's everything. Jeremy, is there anything you'd like to ask?
Jeremy Usborne: Yes, Barbara. Yes, there is. Barbara, how much washing-up do you think you could do without any washing-up liquid?
Mark Corrigan: No, Jeremy.
Barbara Bingham: Where's this...
Jeremy Usborne: It's a unique business opportunity.

@Ceremony had a new woman start in the office today and her laugh already annoys me

 

[Ceremony]

@Ceremony had a new woman start in the office today and her laugh already annoys me

I give it three weeks before you're trying to get fired in

 

[Siamese Dream]

I give it three weeks before you're trying to get fired in

Why do you say that? Because I used to often mention how infuriating the posh Half of Ireland girl was while also really fancying her at the same time?

But this one is a definite no from me

 

[LarryFisherman]

@HFBCommenter , why did you drop the ix moniker? I don't think i ember heard the story. I was on "vacation" from '09-'13 ya feel me?

 

[irunthepeg]

ixcuincle

 

[John Price]

ixcuincle

@Chippah

Restaurant's Humane Way To Kill Lobsters Is To Get Them High On Marijuana

 

[Bones Malone]

@Chippah

Restaurant's Humane Way To Kill Lobsters Is To Get Them High On Marijuana

FAWK YEA!!!