Useless Thread MDCCXLVII

[Legionnaire]

It is a great show.

 

[Ceremony]

At the time didn't you give me **** for not knowing the name of the guy from Blur?

I think I remember you not knowing something about the song or who wrote it

 

[Ceremony]

Anything else?
Yes! Here is the thousand pounds you gave me in the hope I would sleep with you again.

 

[Hammettf2b]

Did you guys get your personal text from President Trump?!?!?!?

 

[Legionnaire]

Yessssss. Happy Birthday!!!

 

[Siamese Dream]

I think I remember you not knowing something about the song or who wrote it

I didn't know the song, or that it was written by the front man from Blur who you name dropped and I didn't know who it was because I know one Blur song

 

[Ceremony]

I didn't know the song, or that it was written by the front man from Blur who you name dropped and I didn't know who it was because I know one Blur song

Well you wouldn't know the song, it was written specifically for that episode

 

[Siamese Dream]

First episode of The Apprentice tonight, nice to see they've got all the usual caricatures

The loud Northern woman
The Irish woman
The sassy brown woman who compares herself to Beyonce
Some pretty blonde women
The overconfident black man
The funny Asian man
The posh Tory boy

 

[Siamese Dream]

I particularly enjoyed the loud Northern one trying to get the locals in Malta to understand her when saying the word "boat"

 

[Ceremony]

First episode of The Apprentice tonight, nice to see they've got all the usual caricatures

The loud Northern woman
The Irish woman
The sassy brown woman who compares herself to Beyonce
Some pretty blonde women
The overconfident black man
The funny Asian man
The posh Tory boy

thread

 

[LeafChief]

Anyone been to Luxembourg in the last 6 months and have three birth marks on their right shoulder?

 

[Siamese Dream]

Rick definitely has a referee's face

I also enjoyed the FIFA screengrab one

 

[Ceremony]

Anyone been to Luxembourg in the last 6 months and have three birth marks on their right shoulder?

No

 

[H3ckt1k]

If anybody is into metalcore music, ice nine kills album drops tomorrow. I listened to the leak, its one of the greatest things ive ever heard

 

[Ceremony]

She's a sarcastronaut? She rides an ironicycle?

 

[Siamese Dream]

@Ceremony the way Josie says "yeah, f***ing fab"

 

[Siamese Dream]

Also Ceres I started watching that "No offence" police comedy series on All 4 and they've got a real motley crew of comedy actors on that.

Jeff from Peep Show
The Welsh one from Utopia
Terri from The Thick of It
The dad from Friday Night Dinner
The nun from Derry Girls

 

[Siamese Dream]

Look at him, he thinks he's Ryan f***ing Reynolds

You can't have ?com, it's got to be .com

 

[Ceremony]

I looked through All4 and I'm pretty certain Utopia isn't on there. Shame.

 

[Ceremony]

Even Sabine! And she's like, forty, and a munter.

 

[Siamese Dream]

JP interrupting Sauron's game of pool is the most underrated scene in the whole series

 

[Siamese Dream]

I paid you to work, Sauron, not to go out on the mega lash!
I'm only having a half
I couldn't give a f*** mate! Go and work on the phone razor!

 

[John Price]

I paid you to work, Sauron, not to go out on the mega lash!
I'm only having a half
I couldn't give a **** mate! Go and work on the phone razor!

You guys are the worst kind of racists. Money racists!

 

[Siamese Dream]

This one about the snake is about sex
The one about the tree is about sex
The one about the man having sex with a woman is about sex

 

[Siamese Dream]

The same reason Ed Miliband got work done on his adenoids; because life is a struggle for people like me!