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[Ceremony]

People with my accent make foreigners shit themselves.

 

[irunthepeg]

press f to pay respects re: my medical condition !

I'm about to say it...

I don't care that you broke your elbow

 

[Legionnaire]

I'm about to say it...

I don't care that you broke your elbow

I do! Who else can do what he does to me in the backseat while he's driving Uber?

 

[John Price]

I'm about to say it...

I don't care that you broke your elbow

Berkeley

 

[Legionnaire]

She said it like ztrip. Yikes

 

[Dooney]

Is not to be used by certain people. Thank you.

 

[Legionnaire]

My goaltending sucks but I did end up with McDavid so theres that

 

[Siamese Dream]

We can take the glasses back and return the clobber to River Island.

How do you know it's from River Island?

I just know.

I don't know, I haven't seen it, I don't watch films about wizards and magical ****ing jewellery!

Everyone's got a vibe, Howard. Yours is the NHS specs, chronic masturbater, Lord of the Rings fan vibe.

But I don't even like Lord of the Rings!

 

[Legionnaire]

It really did kind of suck

 

[Legionnaire]

Don't underestimate anyone though.

Probably more like Harry Potter though.

 

[Siamese Dream]

@Ceremony I always enjoy it when I'm listening to a ruggers podcast and they start talking about the women's league, they mention players with really posh girl names like "Poppy" "Bryony" and "Heather" and it makes me laugh to imagine these absolute hulking beasts of a woman with a name like that

 

[John Price]

 

[Legionnaire]

Hooking up with Grimace.

I will murder you 8n your sleep lmao

 

[Ceremony]

@Ceremony I always enjoy it when I'm listening to a ruggers podcast and they start talking about the women's league, they mention players with really posh girl names like "Poppy" "Bryony" and "Heather" and it makes me laugh to imagine these absolute hulking beasts of a woman with a name like that

If I ever meet a woman called Poppy I'd never be able to take them seriously.

 

[John Price]

@Chippah @Cheese Wagstaff

 

[Ceremony]

I've added sixteen gig to the motherboard, and it runs on Ubuntu. Does that answer your question?

 

[Siamese Dream]

I'm on Episode 8, need to catch up

 

[Ceremony]

Hey I forgot Navid from Still Game was in an episode of this.

 

[Ceremony]

I'm on Episode 8, need to catch up

I cheated and watched two yesterday, on S2E5 right now

 

[Siamese Dream]

Well I made you a bacon sarnie
Yeah? Is it a bacon sarnie, or is it another one of your lies?

 

[Siamese Dream]

I'm being a single lady, sorry if you can't handle it!

 

[John Price]

I'm being a single lady, sorry if you can't handle it!

"Why don't you just use the Satnav"

 

[Siamese Dream]

Milk's in the fruit bowl
Is this what you use as milk?
We've run out of actual milk so that's our auxiliary backup milk, I stole some from local cafes, it'll take about 8 for cereal

 

[Siamese Dream]

It's the Nadal backhand

 

[John Price]

Every time a George Foreman grill is mentioned I think of the Fresh Meat quote