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[Siamese Dream]

What is your beef with Davros?

 

[Siamese Dream]

My tutorials are not boring!
That's not what they're saying on the forums...
Look, I know there's some troll on student web who's got a beef with the way I teach hydrology and I've spoken to the moderator and that shit should be taken down!

 

[Siamese Dream]

I'm excellent thanks for asking, how's your pint it looks disgusting

I'll remember this you f***ing traitor!

 

[Siamese Dream]

She's lying Dave, she's trying to shift the blame! She's a big blame-shifter, isn't she JP?
Why is JP in there?
Davros! Hillo!

 

[Siamese Dream]

I never noticed the dwarf sitting the geology exam before

I also like how in Howard's letter it says "first degree murder" when that's not even a thing in this country

 

[Ceremony]

My tutorials are not boring!
That's not what they're saying on the forums...
Look, I know there's some troll on student web who's got a beef with the way I teach hydrology and I've spoken to the moderator and that **** should be taken down!

GBNF

 

[Siamese Dream]

@Ceremony the JP and Dan having a Tandoori chicken just reminds me of this scene from The Thick of It

 

[Ceremony]

It's spare meat. From the loose meat. It's okay, it's from animals.

 

[Ceremony]

I'm your tutor, Bantonio Banteras

 

[Siamese Dream]

It's spare meat. From the loose meat. It's okay, it's from animals.

Is that an arm?
Would you like some oil on it Kingsley? Seeing as you love oil so much, because you love covering animals in oil?
Ok that's actually a real waste of money because it's extra virgin.
You're extra virgin you virgin-until-really-recently... Dickhead!

 

[Legionnaire]

Oops. My egg fell out

 

[Legionnaire]

Wait have you guys ever seen the Inbetweeners? Lol

 

[John Price]

commentators be like

“DAMN YOU JUST GOT BODIED LMAO ‘F’ TO PAY RESPECTS CAN I GET SOME RIP’S IN THE CHAT”

 

[Legionnaire]

God damn Matt Ryan.

 

[Legionnaire]

I f***ing hate football in LA. 13 seconds left in the Falcolns Bengals game and they change it to San Diego's team. Grrrr.

 

[Ceremony]

Wait have you guys ever seen the Inbetweeners? Lol

No, what's that?

 

[Ceremony]

Ah, Vladimir in the driver's room after the race. Hopefully Trump turns up at the American GP.

 

[Legionnaire]

No, what's that?

I don't know mate. Supposedly it's a show on TV? Weird right? I would have thought a novel. Ala James Joyce and the Dubliners

 

[Legionnaire]

Oops my egg fell in.

 

[irunthepeg]

Browns

 

[irunthepeg]

I said, I said "Who that? Who that? Who that? Who that?"
Lurking in the shadows
Tryna catch me liberating spirits from the gallows
They wanna blackball me, but I held my avocados
Then they melt down like the hash we mix in our tobacco
Circle tighter than the Castro, they feeding you Castrol
You'd think that it's gas, you turn the key, it's a fiasco
Could be stronger than vibranium, don't mean that I ain't fragile
Grapple with reality to break out of these shackles

 

[John Price]

I said, I said "Who that? Who that? Who that? Who that?"
Lurking in the shadows
Tryna catch me liberating spirits from the gallows
They wanna blackball me, but I held my avocados
Then they melt down like the hash we mix in our tobacco
Circle tighter than the Castro, they feeding you Castrol
You'd think that it's gas, you turn the key, it's a fiasco
Could be stronger than vibranium, don't mean that I ain't fragile
Grapple with reality to break out of these shackles

press f to pay respects re: my medical condition !

 

[Ceremony]

I don't know mate. Supposedly it's a show on TV? Weird right? I would have thought a novel. Ala James Joyce and the Dubliners

Quality smiley use

 

[Ceremony]

I don't know, I haven't seen it, I don't watch films about wizards and magical f***ing jewellery!

 

[Ceremony]

We can take the glasses back and return the clobber to River Island.

How do you know it's from River Island?

I just know.