Useless Thread MDCCXLVII

[John Price]

Mark Corrigan: No, of course. Anyway, no use regretting the past, I wish I'd done Ancient History, but...
Jeremy Usborne: I thought you did do Ancient History.
Mark Corrigan: I did Business Studies, Jeremy, for three years. And I talked to you about it daily.
Jeremy Usborne: Right.
[voiceover]
Jeremy Usborne: I could tell him that's all ancient history now. He probably wouldn't like that joke.
[to Mark]
Jeremy Usborne: Oh well, that's all ancient history now.
[Mark isn't amused]

 

[Siamese Dream]

Jumanjiiiiii!

 

[Siamese Dream]

Oh dear, we clearly don't do art history lessons at Police Academy do we? It's a David Hockney; I meant a couple of hundred thousand.

 

[John Price]

Let me guess, no-one saw how this happened. I suppose you tripped.

No, sir, what happened was

Sorry, McKenzie, you're about to grass, are you?

Sir?

If there's one thing no-one likes, it's a grass. So I will ask you how this happened and you will reply, "I tripped."

But sir, if no-one reported crimes, the justice system would collapse - and -

I'll ask you again. How did this happen?

I tripped.

Clumsy.

 

[Siamese Dream]

To start acooosing your own housemates of rabbery

 

[Ceremony]

I won't be watching any tomorrow since I'll have an Avalanche game to watch when I get in from work, so you can catch up to the end of S2 with me.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Looking forward to Claude Littner saying some sensible stuff about Brexit on Question Time tonight

My favourite right wing serpent Isabel Oakeshott is on tonight as well

 

[John Price]

Looking forward to Claude Littner saying some sensible stuff about Brexit on Question Time tonight

My favourite right wing serpent Isabel Oakeshott is on tonight as well

 

[John Price]

I haven't read a single @ at me in Discord for like 6 days now don't bother, people

@Lunazaia Nox Fleuret @Chippah

 

[irunthepeg]

@ mike you get a job you dingus?

 

[John Price]

jobs are for nerds

i do this programming in my free time

 

[John Price]

back to setting up python environment @Lunazaia Nox Fleuret

 

[John Price]

@Darren Peng
Jeremy Usborne: Oh, this is all bollocks, Mark. You don't belong here with the pointy-heads. Tell them. Go on, tell them.
Mark Corrigan: Tell them what? That I'm a hard working mature student?
Jeremy Usborne: He's not a mature student, he's been a Loan Manager for the last five years, he lives with me and he eats ready-meals, and we play "Guess the Revels" and we watch Men in Black in front of our massive telly

 

[John Price]

Elitists like me don't need to work

@Chippah

 

[irunthepeg]

@ mike you get a job you dingus?

 

[irunthepeg]

jobs are for nerds

i do this programming in my free time

so all the time then since all your time is free time

ye

 

[Bones Malone]

I haven't read a single @ at me in Discord for like 6 days now don't bother, people

@Lunazaia Nox Fleuret @Chippah

Then why do you beg to be let back in when we kick you?

 

[John Price]

Then why do you beg to be let back in when we kick you?

 

[Oogie Boogie]

my only ix

 

[Siamese Dream]

Camels
Often
Sit
Down
Carefully
Pecause
Trying
Jumps
er... Creatures

 

[Siamese Dream]

You have the kind of room that in a film would be a murderer's room, no offence

None taken. I was just about to have some wine, would you like a mug of wine?

 

[Siamese Dream]

Mother nature; the ultimate MILF

 

[Siamese Dream]

JP, just because you are high up, it doesn't mean you have the moral high ground

 

[John Price]

JP, just because you are high up, it doesn't mean you have the moral high ground

We're very Hufflepuff around here, wouldn't you rather be happier in Slytherin

 

[John Price]

I have a foot injury so I will spend this weekend binge watching Peep show from beginning to end

Expect much references