Useless Thread MDCCXIV: Olli Jokinen Appreciation Thread

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I consume too much caffeine

 

[Guerzy]

bonjour woof

English only (reported)

 

[Mantis]

English only (reported)

What language is notis?

 

[Guerzy]

who?

kiss my ass

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

What language is notis?

Hsilgne

 

[Guerzy]

Guerzy is a quality poster.

Exactly.

thank you both

 

[SladeWilson23]

Marko Dano has 3 goals and 7 assists on the season for the Winnipeg Jets.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

kiss my ass

Simmer down.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Marko Dano has 3 goals and 7 assists on the season for the Winnipeg Jets.

Bust

 

[Guerzy]

What language is notis?

boysen

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Boyz in

 

[Satan]

postghard

 

[Dog]

English only (reported)

You are literally a garbage poster

 

[Mantis]

Let Guerzy Jr. get a post in.

 

[Guerzy]

You are literally a garbage poster

eyy bud you wanna come over for some pinos later

 

[Deficient Mode]

It was his one dimensional play that really irks everybody. He was always good for putting the puck in the net but that completely disappeared this season (hired some shooting coach or something) and he wasn't doing much of anything else either. Got primo time on McDavid's wing too. He seems to be buying in now and actually engaging physically, winning board battles and busting his ass for the first time ever... if he manages to keep this up, I can see sentiment turning around with him.

Will be interesting to see how he performs in the playoffs and if any of that WJC magic still remains tho...

He has good Corsi so I automatically like him

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

He has good Corsi so I automatically like him

I'm allergic to advanced stats and all that stuff

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Guerzy, why are the mosquitoes gigantic mutants in Manitoba?

Doesn't sound very friendly to me.

 

[Finnish your Czech]

Guerzy!!!

 

[Deficient Mode]

I'm allergic to advanced stats and all that stuff

They're good. Condolences.

 

[yubbers]

Leafs about to blow a lead yet again

Sigh

 

[yubbers]

They're good. Condolences.

They have their place. But ppl seen to be ignoring actual results instead of underlying advanced metrics. Which is problematic.

Take Jakee Gardiner for instance....

Hot garbage. Advanced stats say otherwise

 

[SladeWilson23]

They're good. Condolences.

Rangers are paper tigers.

 

[SladeWilson23]

They have their place. But ppl seen to be ignoring actual results instead of underlying advanced metrics. Which is problematic.

Take Jakee Gardiner for instance....

Hot garbage. Advanced stats say otherwise

Gardiner is a good player.

 

[Deficient Mode]

They have their place. But ppl seen to be ignoring actual results instead of underlying advanced metrics. Which is problematic.

Take Jakee Gardiner for instance....

Hot garbage. Advanced stats say otherwise

Advanced stats are good unless they disagree with my narrative. Then they're bad.

Rangers are paper tigers.

Rangers aren't tigers even on paper tho, unless your "on paper" is limited to their point total.