Useless Thread MDCCLXXVIII: Watermelon Appreciation Thread

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JMCx4

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Sep 3, 2017
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I'm moving this week, and I wish I could just be done with it already.

I don't want to wait. The sooner it starts, the sooner it's over
Not necessarily true, if you use a commercial moving company. Your goods could end up at the front end of a tractor-trailer load that will be making a round-trip through the four corners of the continent.

I wish you much better luck than that.
 

RayP

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Bigger fools ask their friends to help them move ... then pay them with beer on moving day ...


I’ve always told my friends when they ask me to help that I pay for movers to move my shit, so I’m not helping you move yours for bad beer and bad pizza.
 

Sega Dreamcast

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It's okay to ask friends if you're moving one thing, for example a mattress or couch.

Asking friends to help move all your stuff is just shitty
 

John Price

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Your problem is that you blindly apply analytical tactics without applying the human factor. You constantly speak pejoratively of the human factor and try to quantify everything into numbers
 

John Price

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In last few months analytical nerds like Coyotes GM have failed or quit their positions with their teams not even CLOSE to cup contention

Even Toronto with Dubas and advanced stats is not even CLOSE to contending

So where are these magical savants you speak of who win stanley cups with analytics? Stanley cups are won with heart and desire (and in your case being one of only 6 teams, that constantly abused territorial rights to unfairly load your roster with the best talent in Canada from 1900-1990)
 

John Price

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Following Roy's departure in 1995, the Canadiens fell into an extended stretch of mediocrity,[30] missing the playoffs in four of their next ten seasons and failing to advance past the second round of the playoffs until 2010.[31] By the late 1990s, with both an ailing team and monetary losses exacerbated by a record-low value of the Canadian dollar, Montreal fans feared their team would end up relocated to the United States.
 

John Price

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When challenged about his over-reliance on analytics and his management style, Dubas took exception and essentially through out the "You guys just don't get it..." defense.
Check it out:





Mitch Marner is a good ol' Canadian boy. He plays Call of Duty Warzone on Twitch.

Therefore I am a Mitch Marner fan.
 

Sega Dreamcast

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i can't imagine how much they must charge to move @John Price's moldy stuff.

I can easily see his place being something like this

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