Useless Thread MDCCLXXVIII: Watermelon Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

So you work, and you pay.
And you break your back for another day,
In this big bad world, well it's a big bad world.

Listen, Jeremy, you don't seem to understand. Nothing you want is ever going to happen. That's the real world. Your hair isn't red, people don't walk around on stilts. Maybe somewhere you can earn a living sitting around, drinking margaritas through a curly plastic straw, but in this world, you've got to turn up, log on and grind out.

 

[Ceremony]

So you work, and you pay.
And you break your back for another day,
In this big bad world, well it's a big bad world.

Did you ever listen to Enter Shikari back in the day?

 

[Siamese Dream]

Did you ever listen to Enter Shikari back in the day?

I know there's that one song with the clapping at the beginning that everyone loves

 

[Ceremony]

I know there's that one song with the clapping at the beginning that everyone loves

I assume that's a no

Video for that is painfully mid-00s though

 

[RayP]

@KareemTrustfund I wish I could like your post but HF still hasn’t fixed the glitch that has disabled my ability to do such!

 

[LarryFisherman]

much better, thanks

Just blow me already, brother.

 

[Siamese Dream]

I assume that's a no

Video for that is painfully mid-00s though

Of course I do know the actual name of that song, but it's hideously "basic bitch" so I didn't want to say.

Enter Shikari was absolutely teenage emo girl starter pack, so I avoided it

 

[Ceremony]

Just blow me already, brother.

why has your HFBoards career taken in non-hockey boards at a greater rate than hockey boards?

Of course I do know the actual name of that song, but it's hideously "basic bitch" so I didn't want to say

Either you're using that term wrongly or I have no idea what you're talking about

 

[KareemTrustfund]

@KareemTrustfund I wish I could like your post but HF still hasn’t fixed the glitch that has disabled my ability to do such!

I think you’re too embarrassed to like that post infront of all your hawks friends. How cuuute

 

[Siamese Dream]

Either you're using that term wrongly or I have no idea what you're talking about

I mean that song was incredibly universally popular so it's embarrassing to admit to a music snob such as yourself that it's the only one that comes to mind when you mention them

 

[RayP]

I think you’re too embarrassed to like that post infront of all your hawks friends. How cuuute

No I thought it was hilarious. WOULD like.

 

[Ceremony]

I mean that song was incredibly universally popular so it's embarrassing to admit to a music snob such as yourself that it's the only one that comes to mind when you mention them

You have spent years on this website telling me Jimmy Eat World have three good songs

Enter Shikari aren't exactly as accessible as JEW

 

[Siamese Dream]

You have spent years on this website telling me Jimmy Eat World have three good songs

Enter Shikari aren't exactly as accessible as JEW

But I've since repented for that sin and opened my mind

 

[Tylers Dad]

Has anyone seen my son?

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Has anyone seen my son?

Hey dad

 

[KareemTrustfund]

No I thought it was hilarious. WOULD like.

I forgot to congratulate you on coming out of the closet. So congrats

 

[RayP]

I forgot to congratulate you on coming out of the closet. So congrats

Say that to my face you little bitch.


Man the f*** up, I did.

 

[Tylers Dad]

Hey dad

Son?

 

[Siamese Dream]

@Ceremony I was watching ruggers today and the Leicester Tigers have a player who is actually called Harry Potter

Poor guy

 

[RayP]

Has anyone seen my son?

You sure @Guerzy doesn’t have him? He has so many it has to be hard to keep track of which ones are actually his.

 

[Ceremony]

@Ceremony I was watching ruggers today and the Leicester Tigers have a player who is actually called Harry Potter

Poor guy

If he is under the age of 25 his parents hate him

 

[Siamese Dream]

If he is under the age of 25 his parents hate him

Harry Potter (rugby union) - Wikipedia

Born 1997.

 

[John Price]

 

[Ceremony]

Harry Potter (rugby union) - Wikipedia

Born 1997.

Just on the threshold, really. Unlucky.

 

[John Price]

Just blow me already, brother.

Malcolm James McCormick, known professionally as Mac Miller, was an American rapper, singer, songwriter, and record producer from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.