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Oogie Boogie

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Misfortune hangs heavy on a head once held high. Such is poor cover for when the Heavens fall.
 

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bro i am depressed as they come but why do you hate life so much

how could this possibly bother you to the point of annoyance

how

I'm not going to feign outrage about them making a joke about the pandemic, I just think it's an unimaginative and unfunny dad joke that we're going to see multiple times.

If they want to make light of there being no crowd, they should be creative with it. Have one single person sitting up in the nosebleeds with binoculars. Show that there's still a line for the bathrooms. Show Pierre trying to sneakily buy beer from a vendor. Make fun of the MLB and have a mascot try to celebrate with a bunch of cardboard cutouts.
 
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If you can't f***ing see how prevalent artificial intelligence has already permeated this society you are f***ing blind. AI is all around you. AI plays games. AI drives trucks and cars right now. AI can do nearly anything repetitive and routine, which is most jobs.
 

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Even the strongest of shields cannot defend the weakest of wills. A moment's hesitation beckons a lifetime of pain.
 
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Riding through your city, tryna find some titties
I'm high enough to think I might be dying, word to Whitney
Vagina, chicken, sticky, that's all you gotta give me
And I'm 'bout it, 'bout it, ain't no doubt about it
Lil dicky ehh?
Heard he spit that witty ridiculously, offensive shit
Heard he got expensive shit, heard that he resent his dick
You heard right muthaf***a
 

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Romans 13:1-13

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Submission to Governing Authorities

13 Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2 Consequently, whoever rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 3 For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and you will be commended. 4 For the one in authority is God’s servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for rulers do not bear the sword for no reason. They are God’s servants, agents of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. 5 Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also as a matter of conscience.
 

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8 Let no debt remain outstanding, except the continuing debt to love one another, for whoever loves others has fulfilled the law. 9 The commandments, “You shall not commit adultery,” “You shall not murder,” “You shall not steal,” “You shall not covet,” and whatever other command there may be, are summed up in this one command: “Love your neighbor as yourself.” 10 Love does no harm to a neighbor. Therefore love is the fulfillment of the law.
 
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